Looking for Chinese names website

[Lamp]

Anyone help me locate a free site that can tell you the English literal meanings of your name in Chinese.

You take your English (or whatever) name. Translate it into Chinese. Then each Chinese word gets translated into its English equivalent.

A few examples from QI

Alan Davies = "lazy great slave child", or "two dozen blue combs"

Stephen Fry = "stiff fragrant husband come" or "private sweet bent over pipe"

Bill Bailey = "shabby plum shellfish texture" or "low hedge sad hedge"

Phil Jupitas = "vulgar dwarf skin couch" or "bend over hedge master ruffian foetus"


Thanks

 

[Olgaline]

uhm....this confuses troll