Looking for a wife

[danhyr]

Im getting lonely now ive reached 50. Im looking for a wife, i have some money about 2 plat and will look after my wife if i get one. Please help me in my desperate search for a new life.

Dan


Danhyr LVL 50 Merc.... Immortals Guildmaster

 

[Rasp]

Originally posted by danhyr
Im getting lonely now ive reached 50. Im looking for a wife, i have some money about 2 plat and will look after my wife if i get one. Please help me in my desperate search for a new life.

Dan


Danhyr LVL 50 Merc.... Immortals Guildmaster

OK, I'm not a girl, but I do wear a dress. For 2 plat you can shag me silly every night before I head to emain.

 

[danhyr]

um that wasnt quite what i was looking for

Danhyr

 

[-Nxs-]

Racist I tell you !!!! racist !!

Why not search for a husband instead ?
Be the games first.... urm.... gay couple.

 

[danhyr]

sorry not that way inclined....

Dan

 

[old.neenee]

lol.

who ever you find make sure she can wash ya armor after a hard days work in emain

 

[maxgirth]

Originally posted by danhyr
Im getting lonely now ive reached 50. Im looking for a wife, i have some money about 2 plat and will look after my wife if i get one. Please help me in my desperate search for a new life.

Dan


Danhyr LVL 50 Merc.... Immortals Guildmaster

Make it quick dan b4 the mother-in-law patch comes bud.

 

[Euthanasia.]

wow..hilarious

 

[CliffyG]

You can borrow mine for a bit for 1 plat .

 

[SFXman]

EHeheheee...

Ehm, might as well take part.

I aswell am looking for a wife. I too have many plat but even better: wherever I go I carry with me a large rod that glows red in action and eventually it procs.

Eh, j/k. Don't want no in-game "woman".

 

[Euthanasia.]

i'm an in-game lesbian

 

[Gwaen]

hmmm what kind of women are u looking for danhyr sorry i cant marry you as i belong to maxgirth

 

[-jamza-]

Originally posted by Euthanasia.
i'm an in-game lesbian

IN game tit more like

 

[Sharma]

Originally posted by -jamza-


IN game tit more like

hmmmm, wouldnt you need a new character skin for that?

 

[Silent Shadow]

Originally posted by -jamza-


IN game tit more like

 

[old.Isos]

mail order brides!

just order some from russia och poland or something

 

[Col|]

Hehe, that or try going to Thailand, I'm sure you can pick up plenty there

 

[cHodAX]

Originally posted by danhyr
Im getting lonely now ive reached 50. Im looking for a wife, i have some money about 2 plat and will look after my wife if i get one. Please help me in my desperate search for a new life.

Dan


Danhyr LVL 50 Merc.... Immortals Guildmaster

Docwolfe is still unmarried......

 

[Moody]

Originally posted by Carnelian
Hehe, that or try going to Thailand, I'm sure you can pick up plenty there

Yea, but you have a big chance of picking something else up too

Patchnotes 1.58b: Cure Syphilis added to all main healer classes. Friars get a self cure spell only

 

[minnie]

OK Danhyr I feel sorry for you so ...

What type of wife would you like ?

Cleric?
Minstrel ?
Scout ?


Take your pick as I can offer one of those to you.

BTW they are of course all level 50 too ...a load of old spinsters

I'm fully heterosexual too Dan so I don't want any of them to marry a cross dresser ok

 

[danhyr]

Great

A Minstrel sounds great. we will have to arrange to meet hun. Msg me if you see me Online.....


Love

Danhyr

 

[minnie]

OK Dan, will do

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Get laid, you sad tossers.

 

[Col|]

Originally posted by Uncle Sick(tm)
Get laid, you sad tossers.

ROFL, guess this sums up the thread in one short sentence

 

[[Cerebus]]

Originally posted by minnie
OK Danhyr I feel sorry for you so ...

Well if there's a better reason to get married I haven't heard it yet!

 

[dareanen]

lol