Look what the cat dragged in

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Little beggars. One of them ripped it to bits, left a tail in the back room, a foot in the hallway, and the hind leg and foot in the front room. The rest of it, it was playing all day with it. Grab it in the mouth, whizz it up into the air, and then catch it!

The other one just sat there watching, rather bemused by the whole thing. Until the one that killed it got bored, at which point she waltzed over and started doing exactly the same thing!

Mousey is on the fire now, ready for a cremation when I next light the coals!
 

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Charming...

Want me to post a picture of a rat my snake regurgitated :p
 

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This is why cats should be shut outside and dogs be left to chase them around the garden
 

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u do realise cats are shit dont you?
 

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I wake up to find them at the bottom of the stairs. Sometimes by standing in them ... :(
 

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newsflash! cat in eating a mouse shocker!
 

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Hansmoleman said:
i wholeheartedly agree, cats>dogs! what rodents does your dog kill? ;)
bunny's
the odd wild cat :flame:
and everything else that moves in our garden
 

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I dislike dogs therefor all dogs are bad and must go away. forever. mozzies and wasps too! bwahahaha :eek:

better keep a close watch on your mutt Sibanac ;)
 

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sibanac said:
bunny's
the odd wild cat :flame:
and everything else that moves in our garden
evil dog, killing bunny's is wrong, especially fluffy ones! :eek:
 

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TdC said:
I dislike dogs therefor all dogs are bad and must go away. forever. mozzies and wasps too! bwahahaha :eek:

better keep a close watch on your mutt Sibanac ;)
he's an old beast now (16y/o) dont think he'll last much longer :(


he's a cross bread between a whippet and a doberman pincher.
runs like the wind, chaches everything and never gives up
 

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ooh a doberman cross? eeek dobermann's scare me :( I used to have nightmares about Higgens' dogs in Magnum PI :(
 

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Gumbo, your cats are well 'ard! :clap:

I have two

Jim is fat and old and I don't think the soppy bastard has attacked anything since he had the neighbours Parakeet 6 years ago (which may have lived after it was taken to the vets).

My other cat (called Blinx by my xbox mad 7 year old son) is a bengal leopard cat and I have high hopes that when he grows up he will be killing everything that moves upto and including the neighbours. period.
 

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Cats are the biggest predators of wild song birds in the UK. A bigger menace than other predatory birds, such as magpies and crows etc. We as shooters are allowed -some would say- encouraged to shoot magpies etc in order to keep thier numbers down to allow , among other things , songbirds a chance to thrive.
So, we do that, and all these millions of cats kill them anyway, and thier owners seem to think its good.
Sometimes I wonder if its not a shame we dont shoot cats to keep the numbers down too :(
 

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throdgrain said:
Sometimes I wonder if its not a shame we dont shoot cats to keep the numbers down too :(
can i vote similar for chav removal?
 

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I'm sure there are many documents in which you can find chavs described as 'vermin'.
 

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Hansmoleman said:
i wholeheartedly agree, cats>dogs! what rodents does your dog kill? ;)
Mine kills cats.
 

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Lies. My cats love me. One of them rubs its nose in my lips to wake me up EVERY BASTARD MORNING!
 

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It does that because its just been licking its genitals.

IT HATES YOU!!
 

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It knows you love the smell of cock in the morning.
 

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