Look what the cat dragged in

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by Tom, Mar 8, 2005.

  1. Tom

    Tom FH is my second home


    Little beggars. One of them ripped it to bits, left a tail in the back room, a foot in the hallway, and the hind leg and foot in the front room. The rest of it, it was playing all day with it. Grab it in the mouth, whizz it up into the air, and then catch it!

    The other one just sat there watching, rather bemused by the whole thing. Until the one that killed it got bored, at which point she waltzed over and started doing exactly the same thing!

    Mousey is on the fire now, ready for a cremation when I next light the coals!
  2. Gumbo

    Gumbo FH is my second home



    My cats Pwnz your cats.
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  3. Deacan

    Deacan Fledgling Freddie


    Want me to post a picture of a rat my snake regurgitated :p
  4. Tom

    Tom FH is my second home

    ROFL Gumbo
  5. Gumbo

    Gumbo FH is my second home

    Ooooh please :)
  6. dysfunction

    dysfunction FH is my second home

    This is why cats should be shut outside and dogs be left to chase them around the garden
  7. tris-

    tris- Failed Geordie and Parmothief

    u do realise cats are shit dont you?
  8. Mazling

    Mazling Fledgling Freddie

    I wake up to find them at the bottom of the stairs. Sometimes by standing in them ... :(
  9. mank!

    mank! Part of the furniture

    newsflash! cat in eating a mouse shocker!
  10. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    feh, barbarian :p cats clearly pwn all!!
  11. Hansmoleman

    Hansmoleman Fledgling Freddie

    i wholeheartedly agree, cats>dogs! what rodents does your dog kill? ;)
  12. sibanac

    sibanac Fledgling Freddie

    the odd wild cat :flame:
    and everything else that moves in our garden
  13. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    I dislike dogs therefor all dogs are bad and must go away. forever. mozzies and wasps too! bwahahaha :eek:

    better keep a close watch on your mutt Sibanac ;)
  14. Hansmoleman

    Hansmoleman Fledgling Freddie

    evil dog, killing bunny's is wrong, especially fluffy ones! :eek:
  15. sibanac

    sibanac Fledgling Freddie

    he's an old beast now (16y/o) dont think he'll last much longer :(

    he's a cross bread between a whippet and a doberman pincher.
    runs like the wind, chaches everything and never gives up
  16. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    ooh a doberman cross? eeek dobermann's scare me :( I used to have nightmares about Higgens' dogs in Magnum PI :(
  17. Tenko

    Tenko Fledgling Freddie

    Gumbo, your cats are well 'ard! :clap:

    I have two

    Jim is fat and old and I don't think the soppy bastard has attacked anything since he had the neighbours Parakeet 6 years ago (which may have lived after it was taken to the vets).

    My other cat (called Blinx by my xbox mad 7 year old son) is a bengal leopard cat and I have high hopes that when he grows up he will be killing everything that moves upto and including the neighbours. period.
  18. throdgrain

    throdgrain FH is my second home

    Cats are the biggest predators of wild song birds in the UK. A bigger menace than other predatory birds, such as magpies and crows etc. We as shooters are allowed -some would say- encouraged to shoot magpies etc in order to keep thier numbers down to allow , among other things , songbirds a chance to thrive.
    So, we do that, and all these millions of cats kill them anyway, and thier owners seem to think its good.
    Sometimes I wonder if its not a shame we dont shoot cats to keep the numbers down too :(
  19. Insane

    Insane Wait... whatwhat?

    can i vote similar for chav removal?
  20. Hansmoleman

    Hansmoleman Fledgling Freddie

    mercy killing isnt allowed in the uk :(
  21. Mazling

    Mazling Fledgling Freddie

    I'm sure there are many documents in which you can find chavs described as 'vermin'.
  22. Ziva

    Ziva Fluffy

    Hahaha Gumbo, your cat rocks!! Fuuun :D
  23. dysfunction

    dysfunction FH is my second home

  24. Trem

    Trem That there, that's not me. Moderator

    Mine kills cats.
  25. Hansmoleman

    Hansmoleman Fledgling Freddie

    such hatred towards cats :(
  26. old.Osy

    old.Osy No longer scrounging, still a bastard.

    My cat hates you too:

  27. Chilly

    Chilly Balls of steel

    cats hate everyone, they are creatures of pure evil!
  28. Tom

    Tom FH is my second home

    Lies. My cats love me. One of them rubs its nose in my lips to wake me up EVERY BASTARD MORNING!
  29. Trem

    Trem That there, that's not me. Moderator

    It does that because its just been licking its genitals.

  30. leggy

    leggy Probably Scottish

    It knows you love the smell of cock in the morning.

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