Look i won a dildo!!!

[crispy]

Just had to add that comment

Discuss!
Add more pics on a slow news sunday!

btw, Penelope Cruz that won best actress in the film Volvo (eu film festival)

 

[Nate]

lol ;p

hmm..These are the faces of the week.

So get in their before next Sunday or they'll be gone forever! ;o

 

[cHodAX]

I would pay good money to watch that movie and I don't mean the one she won the award for!

 

[crispy]

I'd star in it for free

 

[Ezteq]

volvo rofl "cruz with penolope.. you know youll be safe, even if you hit a humvee... Volvo!" great advertizing

however

everyone knows its a deeply moving film about female sexuality and its actually called vulva

 

[Huntingtons]

vulvarine?

 

[Ezteq]

is that the xman that kills people with her adamantium fanny?

i hear shes still trying to find a way to keep chodax out tbh

 

[Sharma]

is that the xman that kills people with her adamantium fanny?

i hear shes still trying to find a way to keep chodax out tbh

Well...


Why doesn't she just kill him with her adamantium fanny then?

 

[cHodAX]

is that the xman that kills people with her adamantium fanny?

i hear shes still trying to find a way to keep chodax out tbh

There isn't a woman alive who can resist my manly charms. Come to think of it there are quite a few dead women who couldn't resist them either, then again corpses never say no...

 

[Chronictank]

There isn't a woman alive who can resist my manly charms. Come to think of it there are quite a few dead women who couldn't resist them either, then again corpses never say no...

you do realise date rape is illegal?

Edit: sorry thought it was funny at the time

 

[Ezteq]

There isn't a woman alive who can resist my manly charms. Come to think of it there are quite a few dead women who couldn't resist them either, then again corpses never say no...

aaah yes necrophillia, the only time when you can say you got a woman stiff

 

[Mojo]

is that the xman that kills people with her adamantium fanny?

He is a fanny!

 

[cHodAX]

aaah yes necrophillia, the only time when you can say you got a woman stiff

I dunno, I went out with a woman once who had a huge clit, it could have been mistaken for a small penis. ^^

 

[old.Tohtori]

There isn't a woman alive who can resist my manly charms.

I have to say this...*cough cough*

Dun ya mean yer lucky charms laddy? Atleast fer the size!

 

[Ezteq]

I dunno, I went out with a woman once who had a huge clit, it could have been mistaken for a small penis. ^^

omg


omg...







:eek2:

i now cant stop thinking of you on a three legged stool in a milk maids outfit



Udderiffic!

 

[Urgluf]

I dunno, I went out with a woman once who had a huge clit, it could have been mistaken for a small penis. ^^

bah.. :<

 

[psyco]

I dunno, I went out with a woman once who had a huge clit, it could have been mistaken for a small penis. ^^

lucky you, you were ALMOST gay

 

[cHodAX]

lucky you, you were ALMOST gay

I can settle for almost, just not totally!

 

[Huntingtons]

then again corpses never say no...

how do you do it? they keep turning me down

 

[crispy]

how do you do it? they keep turning me down

Turning you off you mean? :>

And i wonder how this thread evolved into this?

 

[Ezteq]

Turning you off you mean? :>

And i wonder how this thread evolved into this?

chodax + me = columbian grade high quality smut


wonder if we should exchange bodily fluids and make a race of super perverts?

 

[cHodAX]

chodax + me = columbian grade high quality smut


wonder if we should exchange bodily fluids and make a race of super perverts?

I spread my seed far and wide, you are all fucked when my offspring reach adulthood and turn the whole planet into one massive writhing mass of debauchery!

muhahahaaaa!!

 

[crispy]

We call em cHoSpawn1!!