lolerjoke

[Gamah]

Son says to his dad

"Dad I've just had sex for the first time"

"Congratulation's" Says the dad getting 2 beers out of the fridge.

"Any questions son?"

"Yes" Reply's the son "How long will my arse hurt for?"

 

[Chronictank]

lol

 

[Bahumat]

very good

There's an Eskimo On holiday in Wales.

His car breaks down, so he calls the local repairman.
"You've blown a seal" says the welshman.
"So What?" Says the Eskimo.
"You fcuk sheep!"

 

[Ezteq]

ok this joke is sooo old that if it had a baby and breast fed it, it would get powdered milk rdy?


three nuns on a bench and a guy walks past and opens his coat at them, he is totally naked underneath

nun one had a stroke and fell off the bench
nun two had a stroke and fell on nun one


nun three couldnt reach.


hehehe

another?

oooh alriiight then...

a woman runs in to a police station and cries "help help I've just been graped!" the desk sergeant looks up and says "don't you mean raped m'am?" the woman replies "no, there was a bunch of em!"


ok ok let go of my arm I'll do one more then you really have to let me go!


three nuns on holiday in transylvania on a driving tour and suddenly a vampire leaps on the bonnet and starts hissing and growling at them the nun driving says "Mother superior quick, show him your cross!" mother superior leaps out of the car and yells "CROSS?? IM BLOODY FUMING HE SCRATCHED ME PAINT JOB!!"


i thank you *bow*

 

[Zita]

there is a english man, israle, and a illegal immigrant on a plane

they were loosing alttiude very quickly, and need to lose one thing each

so

the israle throws his guns out of the plane, and says we have got enough of these in our country

the illegal immigrant throws his bombs out of the plane, and says we have got enough in our county

then english man takes the illegal immigrant, and chucks him out the plane, and says, we have got enough of these in our country