LOL! BT Customer Care

[old.Spooge]

I just found this on another forum, i do apologise if you lot have heard this before but it nearly made me soil myself:

http://hux2000.virtualave.net/callBT.wav

Good stuff

 

[Perplex]

This is quite literally older than the hills - well over 2 years

 

[xenon2000]

Perp - does it actually matter how old it is so long as some people haven't seen/heard it before? It just annoys me how everyone (not just you) seems to find pleasure in pointing out whenever some link is 'old'. It's not like it's been posted before here recently is it?

Anyway, I would listen to it, but IE refuses to let me open the file - only save it. How dumb is that? I can't be arsed to save ;/

 

[Wilier]

Well said Xen.

I have heard it before, but it made the whole office (shift change, 14 people) laugh.

 

[MYstIC G]

Originally posted by Spooge
Good stuff

Such a load of shite, why didn't the dude just "hang up"

 

[old.Spooge]

i thought it was funny
sorry if i offended anyone.....

 

[stu]

I've not clicked on it, but I'm guessing from the description that it's peterb.

And yes, it's very old. And it's been thrown round Barrysworld (via both the forums and Daz's column) quite a lot in the past.

Am I allowed to go "Gllllleeeeeeeeeennnnn!"?

 

[Moving Target]

It's scary to be honest.

 

[Sawtooth]

Well I havnt heard it before.

BT makes my blood boil too having been through their "customer care" process..

 

[S-Gray]

The BT guy didnt know what to do , i have heard it, but i cant quite remember it.

Good job by the other fella lol

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Heh, reasonably amusing

 

[Perplex]

Yes it does matter. At every available opportunity I will demonstrate and make very public the fact that I, am indeed, better than you.

 

[theriven]

oi perplex

what was it now?....

ohh yer
fucking PLONK

MUPPIT

 

[Embattle]

Play nice guys

 

[bigbb]

Emb's no fun anymore!

 

[Perplex]

Originally posted by TheRiven
oi perplex

what was it now?....

ohh yer
fucking PLONK

MUPPIT

Run along now child, adults talking

 

[Perplex]

Also, it's quite good that you've put me on ignore - it's a fact that the vast majority of my posts are leagues above your mental comprehension and far too high brow for you - it's good to see that you will no longer be distressed and dumbfounded by the superior intellectual content of my posts

 

[granny]

Originally posted by Perplex
This is quite literally older than the hills - well over 2 years

Approximate age of BT bloke wav file: 2 years.

Age of hills: varies from hill to hill but take some average ice age hills, approximately 15000 years old.

Alternatively, the phrase "as old as the hills" originates in the Bible (Job xv. 7. 'Art thou the first man that was born? or wast thou made before the hills?' ) and can therefore be taken to be at least 2000 years old.

Conclusion: Perp's full of shit?

 

[theriven]

Originally posted by Perplex


Run along now child, adults talking

these adults..

they older or younger than hills?

 

[Perplex]

Dear oh dear - try constructing a 'witty' retort based on your own efforts, son. Don't ride in on the coat-tails of the intellectual criticisms of others (namely Granny - you arse)

Oh, and I thought I was...let me paraphrase '*plonked*'....well? Hop to it lad, 'plonk' me...sheesh

 

[Perplex]

Originally posted by granny


Approximate age of BT bloke wav file: 2 years.

Age of hills: varies from hill to hill but take some average ice age hills, approximately 15000 years old.

Alternatively, the phrase "as old as the hills" originates in the Bible (Job xv. 7. 'Art thou the first man that was born? or wast thou made before the hills?' ) and can therefore be taken to be at least 2000 years old.

Conclusion: Perp's full of shit?

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n.
Colloquial style or quality.
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maxim

n : a saying that widely accepted on its own merits

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[Durzel]

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII TOLLLLDDDDDDD YOUUUUUUUUUUU!"

Has anyone actually confirmed it is PeterB? I haven't got a soundcard at work..

 

[Trem]

I WILL RING YOUR SCRAWNY NECK, AND I MEAN PHYSICALLY

heh we used that on the monkeys at work for a while after hearing it for the first time, they still didn't listen

 

[Durzel]

Ahhhh, the familiar ducet tones of "PeterB".

 

[inqy]

hehe. it is old but it's still a corker.