if you're going to put something in your mouth on your birthday, make sure it's at least 21 or you may as well not bother.
That's right, I was talking about whiskey.
Scouse: proffered daughters take the fun out of life
Sayward: I had steak.
Yoni: my birthday wishes put only a certain percentage of the human race at risk.
Edward: I am indeed super. In many ways.
Olga: I have a birthday so that others may rejoice and give thanks.
Jimmy: I have been extremely moist all day. Excessively moist tbh.
Chet: I am not gayer than you
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