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So this summer I have been doing my bedroom and drive (as you may know). Doing my drive means we can't park our cars in the drive so we park on the road, me under the tree and Samm behind me.
I went out to my car yesterday morning with my son to take him nursery, I belted him in then got in myself. I could not fucking believe what I saw, I could barely see out the front window because of bird shit, I mean it was like a comedy sketch type amount of bird shit. Clearly they aren't happy I have ignored them this year. 47 of them must of stood on each others heads and launched their bombs at the same time it was so accurately placed.
I put my wipers on to shift some of it so I could see to drive and it just smeared all over, so I drove my son to nursery like looking through fog, green slimey fog.
Got out the car at nursery and noticed the shit was pretty much covering the passenger side of my car, seriously you could barely see any of the colour because of turd.
So later that day I stopped at Homebase to buy a windscreen scraper or something but they didn't have any, I wanted to shift the worst of it before I went a car wash but that wasn't to be.
So I drive around the corner to the hand car wash type thing, as I drove up past the car wash all the lads who work there just stopped what they were doing and looked at my car and laughed, oh how they stopped laughing when I pulled in, you just know they were thinking "I hope he isn't coming here".
It took the guy 15 minutes just with the jet wash to shift the crap, I just sat inside chuckling to myself, "laugh now fucko" I thought.
So as from today my attentions will be turned to bothering birds again, they want war they got it.
I went out to my car yesterday morning with my son to take him nursery, I belted him in then got in myself. I could not fucking believe what I saw, I could barely see out the front window because of bird shit, I mean it was like a comedy sketch type amount of bird shit. Clearly they aren't happy I have ignored them this year. 47 of them must of stood on each others heads and launched their bombs at the same time it was so accurately placed.
I put my wipers on to shift some of it so I could see to drive and it just smeared all over, so I drove my son to nursery like looking through fog, green slimey fog.
Got out the car at nursery and noticed the shit was pretty much covering the passenger side of my car, seriously you could barely see any of the colour because of turd.
So later that day I stopped at Homebase to buy a windscreen scraper or something but they didn't have any, I wanted to shift the worst of it before I went a car wash but that wasn't to be.
So I drive around the corner to the hand car wash type thing, as I drove up past the car wash all the lads who work there just stopped what they were doing and looked at my car and laughed, oh how they stopped laughing when I pulled in, you just know they were thinking "I hope he isn't coming here".
It took the guy 15 minutes just with the jet wash to shift the crap, I just sat inside chuckling to myself, "laugh now fucko" I thought.
So as from today my attentions will be turned to bothering birds again, they want war they got it.