List 10 things women hate

[Angrist]

9 What you thinking about? "Nothing"

So true.

 

[old.Tohtori]

ah the good old fun game of finger or cock. Best applied when drunk

Or, as killarien would call it "honest mistake between the two"

 

[Thorwyn]

Typing on your keyboard while talking to them on the phone = insta ban :/

 

[Vasconcelos]

Eating the last ferrero-rocher of the box.

Never, NEVER! do that son

 

[Ezteq]

blowjobs, which also leads to the taste of cum...

...wrong.

anyway ok 10 things, I do hate, can't speak for all women. In no particular order:

-cheating
-hitting
-ignorance & ignoring
-insincerity
-bragging/showing off
-lying...and that includes by omission!
-grossing me out (farting, puking, snot, puss, spitting, toilet humour...its ok from a mate but not if you're hoping to look attractive)
-dithering/uselessness/crappy excuses
-game playing (ooh can't call you right after a date to say had a great time because I have to wait 3 days)
-using almost all of something (just for example, ice cream!!!) and putting the tub BACK IN THE FREEZER1!!!!111


...aside from that I'm well easy to please

 

[fettoken]

Women. There are no logic to them. You always do something wrong (something on those previous lists). If you do everything right, then you can be sure she would get pissed off because its too perfect. Bah.

 

[TdC]

reading this thread scares me. I mean, for example if you feel you are not allowed to look at another human then you should (communicate about wtf is going on) end the relationship right there. I refuse to let a woman's own insecurity impact myself. I will try to support her, but if she's going to be insane about it then it's buh bye time (sorry, ladies). If an (awesome) girl comes walking down the street and I am there with my partner, I will look at her. I won't whistle or anything, but I will look. I may even strike up a conversation to see what the mind inside looks like. In fact, I may even fantasise about the other girl, but physically I am a monogamous person and I expect my partner to be as well (unless we're doing another girl, or girls, together (just to show you how deep I am heh)).

Naturally my partner is allowed the same. IMO the allegory rule is that you're allowed to get hungry outside, but you have to eat at home. Of recent times I find that the rule I have held to for most of my life is challenged. Many of the people around me seem to engage in seeking out the extremes of flirting. Some of them go much further. Observing a friend on a night out a couple of days ago, he -imo- misbehaved. Having a conversation about the night out with him over lunch a few days later, he told me that he has a rule with his gf that if they're apart from each other and horny/drunk/whatever excuse they are allowed to be indiscreet. The clause is that he / she must never know (and that it should be a true one-night-stand, never occur again, no calling, etc etc). I was impressed with the leeway they give each other, but I could never do it.
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now, to satisfy my ocd:


what I suppose women generally hate (in men):

• failing to spot the "I need some attention now" signs
• not having a "plan" (what is that with women btw? "what are you going to do today dear?" "don't know yet sweetie" *hate*)
  
  what I suppose women generally hate:
• other women
  note: I was going to write "who are or have younger/leaner/more toned/prettier/nicer or same clothes as themselves/<insert *any* attribute here>" but I shortened that to the bullet point.
  
  what I suppose men generally hate (in women):
• the inability to be satisfied with the shorted possible answer
• the urge to discuss something important or damaging (to the relationship) at the most inopportune possible time.
  
  what I suppose men generally hate:
• nothing really.

 

[Cerb]

[*] not having a "plan" (what is that with women btw? "what are you going to do today dear?" "don't know yet sweetie" *hate*)


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This.

Also I think it's unfair to say all women dislike all these things. Everyones different an all that.

But my GF does this too. Every little bloody thing needs to be planed out to perfection. A suggestion can't be made without immediatly going through all the steps right then and there.

Example: My friend is coming over to new york I might go up there to see him for a day.

Her: When is he coming? Ok march but what date exactly? Is that a saturday or sunday? How are you going to get up there? Which bus company? Have you checked if they have any tickets left? You should look that up now. While you're at it look up a hotel. I'll check if I have that day off work. I do lets book a hotel now. Not the first one we look at lets look around first. Should we just rent a car to go up? Look up car prices. what shoudl we do while we are there? I know we are going to be meeting hbim but we have to find out what to do with him. No just going to the pub is not doing something. We are not going all the way to New York just to go to a bar. Lets go to see a broadway show I bet his girlfriend would like to do that. Look up broadway shows.

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST LET ME WATCH THIS FUCKING MATCH. I ONLY SAID I WAS THINKING OF GOING TO SEE HIM, NOW I DONT EVEN WANT TO!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Cerb the perfect answer to that rant, and a ticket to the doghouse, would be "I said -I- was going to see him."

Teeds; i'm rather open with my relationships too, but i'm the opposite of your friend in one regard; total disclosure.

You can hump the mailman, kiss the hunky bouncer, blow...dry someones..hair etc, but have to be honest about it.

I would never cheat even in passing, but i'm really not jealous

 

[sayward]

This really has been an eyeopener. I must have led a sheltered life!

 

[Ezteq]

Women. There are no logic to them. You always do something wrong (something on those previous lists). If you do everything right, then you can be sure she would get pissed off because its too perfect. Bah.

misconception!!!! we don't all want bad boys I actually hate that and tbh there is no such thing as 'too perfect' the fact is you are never going to attain perfection with any relationship and being with the right person means that you can deal with the shit together and laugh through it, or at least support eachother.

...and yes guys you are allowed to look - groping and snogging and shagging and even openly flirting in a way you wouldn't be happy seeingyour gf doing with someone else is probably a no. It really is a case of how would I feel if s/he did that to me?

 

[old.Tohtori]

It really is a case of how would I feel if s/he did that to me?

Are you asking, in a hypothetical situation, how much of a she you'd feel if said she flirted with you?

 

[TdC]

Also I think it's unfair to say all women dislike all these things. Everyones different an all that.

naturally, but this thread is evidentially about venting and frustration. Lamp's, to be precise.

Teeds; i'm rather open with my relationships too, but i'm the opposite of your friend in one regard; total disclosure.

You can hump the mailman, kiss the hunky bouncer, blow...dry someones..hair etc, but have to be honest about it.

I would never cheat even in passing, but i'm really not jealous

imo it's a question of balance. are you or your partner using each other as a bridge between one night stands, or are you genuinely letting each other be free? tbh, and from long discussion with people, I am somewhat of the opinion that a genuinely free relationship will not last. from an egocentric standpoint, which imo coincides with the monogamy thing, in a truly free relationship there is nothing that is just for the partner so to speak. in a 1:1 relationship I would give of myself to the partner and only her. I would enjoy having an experience with the partner above sharing it with someone else, even if they were a friend. For example when I went to Oz with my ex, most of the time it was wtfawesome, even when we lazed about and did nothing. When I went to Norway with my friend, it was great, but not the same.

This really has been an eyeopener. I must have led a sheltered life!

oh? in what way exactly?

 

[TdC]

the fact is you are never going to attain perfection with any relationship and being with the right person means that you can deal with the shit together and laugh through it, or at least support eachother.

what she said tbh!

 

[old.Tohtori]

imo it's a question of balance. are you or your partner using each other as a bridge between one night stands, or are you genuinely letting each other be free? tbh, and from long discussion with people, I am somewhat of the opinion that a genuinely free relationship will not last. from an egocentric standpoint, which imo coincides with the monogamy thing, in a truly free relationship there is nothing that is just for the partner so to speak. in a 1:1 relationship I would give of myself to the partner and only her. I would enjoy having an experience with the partner above sharing it with someone else, even if they were a friend. For example when I went to Oz with my ex, most of the time it was wtfawesome, even when we lazed about and did nothing. When I went to Norway with my friend, it was great, but not the same.

True, there needs to be a "special" thing to hold two together, to me, intimicy isn't a deciding factor. Sex is, well, how to put it nicely, irrelevant? I could have a total celibacy relationship(that's not saying i don't like sex ), so ofcourse i wouldn't have a problem with my better, way better, half sleeping about(if certain parameters are filled, like safety etc).

Free relationship, REAL free relationship works if both are really into it and can handle it. More times then not though, one is cheating themselves in the hopes that A: it turns to monogamy or B: they won't get jealous.

Ofcourse it's easy for me since i'm not the one who wants to hump around, but if the better half did want a one night stand between home cooked dinner and "date night", she could go for it.

It's something that many have a hard time understandig though and if i met someone who was as openly free as i am to running around, it'd ofcourse be perfect since there was a free clause.

So to end a rant of sorts; i agree that there needs to be common nominators with two people, but i disagree on free relationship(really free) being doomed to fail.

 

[Nate]

never going to attain perfection with any relationship

I have a perfect relationship with my hand thank you very much!

...what's that Righty? You're leaving me? You can't! You're part of me! We've been through so much together...what? Lefty doesn't want you anymore? Lefty what are you doing holding that chopper. PUT IT DOWN LEFTY. LEFTY NOOOOOO!!!!!

 

[Gwadien]

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10:


Men.

 

[Lamp]

From some wet womans website or other:

1. Ego! We fail to understand why men can stop and ask for direction till it’s 100 kms into the wrong direction?! Like, isn’t it more sensible to just ask for directions, you save on time, petrol and energy?

2. Would it kill to remember? They remember the names of footballers from NFL and the scores each player has made, but cannot for the life them remember birthdays, anniversaries and buying gifts. What kind selective memory is that?

3. Ogling: They love to ogle at women (read breasts), even when they are with their date. Like, how rude!

4. Double talk: They nod their heads during a talk about gender equality, and then insist on paying the bills during a date, because it is not manly enough to let the woman pay. Yeah, right! At least, not when someone could be

5. Lazy men: Talking about gender equality and men supporting it, how about giving us a hand with household chores?

6. Possessive… ugh! They are extremely possessive. Whatever makes them so insecure as opposed to the manly image they like portray?

7. Hypocrisy: They love to hang out with “cool babes”, but when it comes to marriage they want a “simple homely girl”. Guys, looks like you have around two centuries of catching up to do. And… please hurry with it!

8. The basics of life: Life without booze, sex and cigarettes is just unthinkable. And, no, I haven’t figured the order of importance.

9. The phallic symbol: They have a birth right over the Remote control. Seems it is more like a phallic symbol that they need to carry around at home, I guess.

10. Superman! Think of themselves to be exalted beings – a mechanic, technician, plumber and financial advisor all rolled into one. We might have liked that about you, if you didn’t make such a big deal out of it!



EDIT: I can't remember the last time I went on a date and the woman wanted to pay. Spongers / sex. Classic trade off & has worked for centuries. Why feck it up?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Not to mention that list swings both ways on all other counts as well

Remember a girl who remembers your WOW accoutn name in case you need it? How about the start of hockey season that obviously means something to the man?

How about that ego then? Not asking for help in the shoe store etc, clothing store, where it would save the men 10 f*cking hours of their life?

Ogling? Well, now, let's put on oceans eleven and see about that. Men atleast treat every ogle target equally, not based on their co...wallet size.

Double talk(and equality in general)? Pleeeeease. As long as women choose when to have sex, equality is out the window. I could say more, but that's a definitive.

Lazy? Men don't ask for help if they do chores, equality, blam.

Possessive? And what did you say about that whore of a tart at the register who was OBVIOUSLY flirting with your man?

Hypocrisy? You want a funny guy, someone who's loyal, trustworthy etc...so here's brad pitt and Gabriel Iglesias, choose b*tch.

The basics of life? Life without shoes, talking and chocolate is just unthinkable. And, no, I haven’t figured the order of importance.

The phallic symbol? Why does everything have to revert to our penis with you lot? Car = penis, remote = penis, i'll cut off your penis. Penis penis penis. We have other bits you know. My eyes are up here!

Superman? With all the toilet seats, garbage deliveries, shopping, carrying the shopping, fixing the sink, garage door, listening to you, being romantic, changing for you at a whim, more listening, "us time", day job, gods forbid kids and hours spent on trying to understand what the F*CK you want, we need to be!

Oops.../rant

 

[Ezteq]

From some wet womans website or other:

1. Ego! We fail to understand why men can stop and ask for direction till it’s 100 kms into the wrong direction?! Like, isn’t it more sensible to just ask for directions, you save on time, petrol and energy?

2. Would it kill to remember? They remember the names of footballers from NFL and the scores each player has made, but cannot for the life them remember birthdays, anniversaries and buying gifts. What kind selective memory is that?

3. Ogling: They love to ogle at women (read breasts), even when they are with their date. Like, how rude!

4. Double talk: They nod their heads during a talk about gender equality, and then insist on paying the bills during a date, because it is not manly enough to let the woman pay. Yeah, right! At least, not when someone could be

5. Lazy men: Talking about gender equality and men supporting it, how about giving us a hand with household chores?

6. Possessive… ugh! They are extremely possessive. Whatever makes them so insecure as opposed to the manly image they like portray?

7. Hypocrisy: They love to hang out with “cool babes”, but when it comes to marriage they want a “simple homely girl”. Guys, looks like you have around two centuries of catching up to do. And… please hurry with it!

8. The basics of life: Life without booze, sex and cigarettes is just unthinkable. And, no, I haven’t figured the order of importance.

9. The phallic symbol: They have a birth right over the Remote control. Seems it is more like a phallic symbol that they need to carry around at home, I guess.

10. Superman! Think of themselves to be exalted beings – a mechanic, technician, plumber and financial advisor all rolled into one. We might have liked that about you, if you didn’t make such a big deal out of it!



EDIT: I can't remember the last time I went on a date and the woman wanted to pay. Spongers / sex. Classic trade off & has worked for centuries. Why feck it up?

oh fuck right off! (not you lamp lol; the dried up old clam that wrote this I mean)

OK from a gals perspecitive:

1- if you are lost and want to ask directions then effing well ask, why do you have to wait for the bloke to ask, we have tounges in our heads!!

2- people have bad memories, if you want to make sure someone doesn't forget your birthday/anniversary then frigging remind them! 'oh btw its [insert occasion here] next tuesday ' it's not sodding rocket science!

3- look fine (we cannot help noticing stuff I think, except me, I'm oblivious maximus), dribbling and whipping out your phone to take pics to wank over later...probably not so cool

4- yeah sure you pay for this one, i'll get the next one...if you want to pay every time and absolutely insist bring it on I am skint so not going to complain just don;t pay for everything then expect payment in kind or bitch about always paying.

5- yeah tbh ok lend a hand...though (and I'm like this in MY house) I hate people trying to do housework in my house, when I lived with B2 though it was our house so equal split with housework...though he provided all the mess lol.

6- a bit is quite nice; just not psychopathic I VILL KEEL ANYONE YOU TALK TO!! but complete indifference is a bit deflating to my ego lol!

7- and why can't a nice sensible woman also be a babe???

8 - sex, booze and fags...*sorry started drooling there* as opposed to womens 'shoes, chocolate, handbags' jesus who wrote this shiiiiite?

9- that remote is mine, if it's your telly you get the remote but my TV my phalic symbol...hands off, it's not just a guy thing!

10 - 'superwoman complex' anyone? 'I'm a wife and a mother and I work, aren't I cussing amazing look and I manage to go skating while on my period and making a nutricious dinner a la delia's instructions' we've all seen the adverts; and they're bollocks no one can do everything man or woman!

I really hate shite like this because people feel bad if they don't feel that way, they think that's how they should act and then go and shout at some poor bastard who smiles at them while holding a door open, they give women a bad name and tbh probably don;t know anything abut men because they have their head in another woman's drawers.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Damn EQ, hope we ain't related

 

[Ezteq]

/unnerved...me and toht had almost exactly the same rant at the same time

 

[Ezteq]

fuck off doing that!!!!

*looks over shoulder*

 

[Cerb]

10 - 'superwoman complex' anyone? 'I'm a wife and a mother and I work, aren't I cussing amazing look and I manage to go skating while on my period and making a nutricious dinner a la delia's instructions' we've all seen the adverts; and they're bollocks no one can do everything man or woman!

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Must spread rep etc.

 

[old.Tohtori]

 

[Edmond]

oh fuck right off! (not you lamp lol; the dried up old clam that wrote this i mean)

ok from a gals perspecitive:

1- if you are lost and want to ask directions then effing well ask, why do you have to wait for the bloke to ask, we have tounges in our heads!!

2- people have bad memories, if you want to make sure someone doesn't forget your birthday/anniversary then frigging remind them! 'oh btw its [insert occasion here] next tuesday ' it's not sodding rocket science!

3- look fine (we cannot help noticing stuff i think, except me, i'm oblivious maximus), dribbling and whipping out your phone to take pics to wank over later...probably not so cool

4- yeah sure you pay for this one, i'll get the next one...if you want to pay every time and absolutely insist bring it on i am skint so not going to complain just don;t pay for everything then expect payment in kind or bitch about always paying.

5- yeah tbh ok lend a hand...though (and i'm like this in my house) i hate people trying to do housework in my house, when i lived with b2 though it was our house so equal split with housework...though he provided all the mess lol.

6- a bit is quite nice; just not psychopathic i vill keel anyone you talk to!! But complete indifference is a bit deflating to my ego lol!

7- and why can't a nice sensible woman also be a babe???

8 - sex, booze and fags...*sorry started drooling there* as opposed to womens 'shoes, chocolate, handbags' jesus who wrote this shiiiiite?

9- that remote is mine, if it's your telly you get the remote but my tv my phalic symbol...hands off, it's not just a guy thing!

10 - 'superwoman complex' anyone? 'i'm a wife and a mother and i work, aren't i cussing amazing look and i manage to go skating while on my period and making a nutricious dinner a la delia's instructions' we've all seen the adverts; and they're bollocks no one can do everything man or woman!

I really hate shite like this because people feel bad if they don't feel that way, they think that's how they should act and then go and shout at some poor bastard who smiles at them while holding a door open, they give women a bad name and tbh probably don;t know anything abut men because they have their head in another woman's drawers.

damn woman!!!!!!

 

[russell]

ah the good old fun game of finger or cock. Best applied when drunk

Well, to be fair sometimes there is little difference

 

[Job]

Men not following that invisible path every woman sets for every man every day.
Not asking for the 77th time 'What's wrong?'
Men's inability to attach any emotion to things that women hold as a cornerstone of romance.
Not doing things she says unless it's that random thing she wants you not to do
that then makes you unmanly.
Not picking up on 'hints' because the male logical brain has long ago given up
on the complexity and randomness of their significance.

 

[Lamp]

I hate it when they ask "whats wrong?" 40 times a day. You say "Nothing". They say "Well what you thinkin about then, Mr Gloomy". You say "nothing". Why can't women just accept that when we're not thinking about sex, food, computer games, or whether you could beat that dog over there in a race, we're not actually thinking of anything.

 

[Ch3tan]

I hate people asking what I'm thinking about; so annoying!