List 10 things women hate

[Lamp]

Go !

 

[Nate]

Shopping?

 

[old.Tohtori]

1: Lamp

 

[Edmond]

2 : Me

 

[Lamp]

What about stuff like...

1. Men leaving the toilet seat up
2. Men farting in bed
3. Men playing with their balls when entertaining guests ("Stop that, Jason!")

 

[haggered]

3. me too

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[old.Tohtori]

What about stuff like...

1. Men leaving the toilet seat up
2. Men farting in bed
3. Men playing with their balls when entertaining guests ("Stop that, Jason!")

Nah, just Lamp.

 

[Wij]

Inattention and equal treatment

 

[Edmond]

They hate it when you wipe your wet cock over thier face when they're asleep, it really pisses them off for some reason

 

[Cerb]

4. Logic

 

[leviathane]

blowjobs, which also leads to the taste of cum...

 

[Wij]

They hate it when you wipe your wet cock over thier face when they're asleep, it really pisses them off for some reason

n00b mistake. I keep a chloroformy sock in my sock draw for when I get that feeling.

 

[Lamp]

leaving a nest of pubes in the bath tub

 

[Septima]

Other women (for most )

 

[old.Tohtori]

People making lists about them that show them in bad light.

EDIT: Unintended Lamp moment there

 

[Edmond]

n00b mistake. I keep a chloroformy sock in my sock draw for when I get that feeling.

I can't compete with a master such as yourself....you win :worthy:

 

[kiliarien]

If we knew the definitive list we'd be masters of all.

Real answer: Nasal penile penetration (ie. F*ck knows )

Guessing at in no particular order:

1) Toilet seat left up
2) Claiming to be right any more than 50% of the time
3) Claiming she is wrong more than once a week
4) Ogling other women openly
5) Farting either in or not in polite company
6) Claiming she farts AT ALL
7) Ball checking subconsciously (Good one there Lamp)
8) Star Trek, LOTR, MMORPG's or any such coolness
9) Cheryl Cole, for good reason; no woman should be that attractive
10) Toht - refer to 2) & 3)

I'm only kidding Toht! It's just putting Lamp on the list was too easy and prosaic!! I'm guilty of at least 3 of these. And my missus doesn't hate Cheryl Cole, though she should.

 

[Lamp]

1. Stinking out the toilet after a poo
2. Hogging the duvet
3. Old underpants (whats wrong with them? sure, they've got a few holes, they're 10 years old, but they're comfortable)
4. Eating like a pig
5. Eying up the waitress / barmaid / any female ("you fancy her don't you? Oh god, he's having a mid life crisis, I'm calling my sister")
6 Not being overly enthusiastic when they're trying on clothes ("hows this? better than the black dress? what about the red one? With or without the straps"? AAaaargh)
7 You will try to be polite to my mother, won't you? And not spend all evening watching porn on Youtube!
8 Picking your nose ("I wasn't!")
9 What you thinking about? "Nothing"
10 Curry breath

 

[old.Tohtori]

10) Toht - refer to 2) & 3)

I'm only kidding Toht!

You have no idea

 

[Scouse]

Inattention and equal treatment

Gah. Why can't I just reply with a smiley?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Gah. Why can't I just reply with a smiley?

Put dots around it and it looks like little "yeij!" hands ..

 

[Larossa]

If we knew the definitive list we'd be masters of all.

Real answer: Nasal penile penetration (ie. F*ck knows )

Guessing at in no particular order:

1) Toilet seat left up
2) Claiming to be right any more than 50% of the time
3) Claiming she is wrong more than once a week
4) Ogling other women openly
5) Farting either in or not in polite company
6) Claiming she farts AT ALL
7) Ball checking subconsciously (Good one there Lamp)
8) Star Trek, LOTR, MMORPG's or any such coolness
9) Cheryl Cole, for good reason; no woman should be that attractive
10) Toht - refer to 2) & 3)

I'm only kidding Toht! It's just putting Lamp on the list was too easy and prosaic!! I'm guilty of at least 3 of these. And my missus doesn't hate Cheryl Cole, though she should.

1) much worse if you have left it to the last minute, only to find he not only put the toilet seat down but also the lid
2) 50% is about right for being right
3) I am nearly always right
4) This goes both ways, he can ogle lasses if I can ogle blokes
5) I point at him for the blame (even if it might have been me )
6) see 5
7 not seen this but am now on the lookout
8) Bah - infidels, been a girl gamer for some years
9) who?
10) what?

 

[Raven]

Being woken up by a good old fashioned teabagging.

 

[cHodAX]

These days being a gentleman seems to be a big fucking negative, sick of having my intentions being second guessed everytime I do something nice for a woman.

 

[Deebs]

• Trying to sneak a bit of anal into the shag, could be a finger or your cock.
• Telling her the truth about a piece of clothing (cannot believe noone has mentioned this before, you know, "does my bum look big in this?"
• Correcting her when she makes a wrong direction whilst driving... Men are like satnavs, never wrong

 

[kiliarien]

1. Stinking out the toilet after a poo
2. Hogging the duvet
3. Old underpants (whats wrong with them? sure, they've got a few holes, they're 10 years old, but they're comfortable)
4. Eating like a pig
5. Eying up the waitress / barmaid / any female ("you fancy her don't you? Oh god, he's having a mid life crisis, I'm calling my sister")
6 Not being overly enthusiastic when they're trying on clothes ("hows this? better than the black dress? what about the red one? With or without the straps"? AAaaargh)
7 You will try to be polite to my mother, won't you? And not spend all evening watching porn on Youtube!
8 Picking your nose ("I wasn't!")
9 What you thinking about? "Nothing"
10 Curry breath

Thoughts on your list:

1) Their shits stinks just as much we all know it; just don't SAY it.
2) Superking size bed here - I need Google maps to find my dearly beloved and it's the way I like it
3) If they hold the skiddies, leave em
4) We all have to eat!
5) Reply with "We could always go to a 'Hooters'
6) "Don't ask if your bum looks big in those" if you don't want an honest answer, don't ask (Edit: Deebs beat me to that one!)
7) Find Porn from decent websites to avoid the spam aggro and waiting
8) Only a problem if you eat it afterwards
9) We're MEN it's either sex or nothing, deal with it
10) If she hasn't had a decent curry with you, scold her for it

You have no idea

Hehe

1) much worse if you have left it to the last minute, only to find he not only put the toilet seat down but also the lid
2) 50% is about right for being right
3) I am nearly always right
4) This goes both ways, he can ogle lasses if I can ogle blokes
5) I point at him for the blame (even if it might have been me )
6) see 5
7 not seen this but am now on the lookout
8) Bah - infidels, been a girl gamer for some years
9) who?
10) what?

Awesome list

For 1) At least there was no clingfilm-splashback practical joke, gotta look on the bright side! For 2) & 3) it sums up while we blokes will never understand the fairer sex. For 7) Oh yes he does it, just wait and see. 8) Good on ya!!

Being woken up by a good old fashioned teabagging.

What is a new and improved teabagging compared to an old fashioned one? Do we all wear victorian clothes for the old ones??

• Trying to sneak a bit of anal into the shag, could be a finger or your cock.
• Telling her the truth about a piece of clothing (cannot believe noone has mentioned this before, you know, "does my bum look big in this?"
• Correcting her when she makes a wrong direction whilst driving... Men are like satnavs, never wrong

Never sneak it, asking gets you more plaudits, as does lots of gifts.
Just innerly /facepalm on the directions, it's NEVER worth the aggro, refer to 3) in my list. As the rules are made up by her, when it comes to directions it's only once a year, only once a millenia if you point it out.

 

[cHodAX]

• Telling her the truth about a piece of clothing (cannot believe noone has mentioned this before, you know, "does my bum look big in this?"
  

In 35 years I have only ever been out with one woman who actually wanted me to tell her the truth in regards to clothing. The rest just want you to lie and say something complimentary. Yet when you lie about something else that is trivial she will hound you for it and say it is undermining your relationship. Fickle fuckers 99% of them.

 

[kiliarien]

In 35 years I have only ever been out with one woman who actually wanted me to tell her the truth in regards to clothing. The rest just want you to lie and say something complimentary. Yet when you lie about something else that is trivial she will hound you for it and say it is undermining your relationship. Fickle fuckers 99% of them.

OMG YOU'RE WRONG, IT'S ONLY 98.75% you silly silly male.....

 

[Billargh]

Not being in the kitchen.

 

[leviathane]

• Trying to sneak a bit of anal into the shag, could be a finger or your cock.
  

ah the good old fun game of finger or cock. Best applied when drunk