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old.Tyraette
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<rubs hands together in glee>
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old.Tohtori
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Oh sweet mama. Time to get Seel on their ass 
Here's mine:
When J-Lo and Ben named the day,
and decided to roll around in the hay.
Old Ben didn't know,
that he too had to go,
because that's just J-Lo's personal way.
On Arnie's first day in the job,
he asked his dearest friend Lil Bob.
"Wha shou i do!"
"I'm so dam new!"
Bob gave him a gun with a friendly nod.
Here's mine:
When J-Lo and Ben named the day,
and decided to roll around in the hay.
Old Ben didn't know,
that he too had to go,
because that's just J-Lo's personal way.
On Arnie's first day in the job,
he asked his dearest friend Lil Bob.
"Wha shou i do!"
"I'm so dam new!"
Bob gave him a gun with a friendly nod.
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old.Tyraette
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submitted 3 already
When J-Lo and Ben named the day
The cynics pointed and laughed and did say
'It will not be long
Before something goes wrong'
And true enough, it went into disarray
On Arnies first day in the job
Gray Davis came round to hobnob
''Twins'' was so lame
It filled me with shame'
So he smashed him full square in the gob
<though smurflord still thinks i should replace gray davis with teh seel>
On Arnie's first day in the job
The President rang to hobnob
'Grats on the election
Though I do have a question
How'd you survive the medias attempts to bedaud?'
EDIT: 4
At Blackpool one day by the sea
A young lass came dressed strangely
With zebra skin shoes
As one of her virtues
She's too much style to be considered a Tory
When J-Lo and Ben named the day
The cynics pointed and laughed and did say
'It will not be long
Before something goes wrong'
And true enough, it went into disarray
On Arnies first day in the job
Gray Davis came round to hobnob
''Twins'' was so lame
It filled me with shame'
So he smashed him full square in the gob
<though smurflord still thinks i should replace gray davis with teh seel>
On Arnie's first day in the job
The President rang to hobnob
'Grats on the election
Though I do have a question
How'd you survive the medias attempts to bedaud?'
EDIT: 4
At Blackpool one day by the sea
A young lass came dressed strangely
With zebra skin shoes
As one of her virtues
She's too much style to be considered a Tory
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Addlcove
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only did one
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Fafnir
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Rules are meant to be broken