Limerick Time!

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old.Tyraette

Guest
Fight for your realm! Salvage its honour! Its Limerick War 2002!

first up, in the blue and red corner...heeeeeeeeeres Shaeffers :p

There once was a troll from Midgard
Who considered himself rather well'ard
He went to Emain, got beaten again
And respecced to become a Hib Bard


mwahaha let loose the Bovines of Destruction!
 
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fatgit

Guest
In days of old
when Hibbies were bold
and women weren't invented,
they'd drill a hole
in a keeps flagpole
and stand there quite contented
 
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Pixie.Pebr

Guest
He hides in the brush
Adrenaline rush
In forest instead of on lawn
Albs they rush out
Hearing death shout
"Yet 'nother Narve spawn..." :sleeping:
 
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old.Tyraette

Guest
<salutes>

Narve, you're an inspiration to us all...I want to write a poem about death, can someone please kill him again?

Narve. The unwitting muse.
 
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cHodAX

Guest
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard,
to give her poor doggy a bone,
but when she bent over, old Rover took over,
and slipped her a bone of his own.
 
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cHodAX

Guest
Mary had a bionic cow
She fed it safety pins
And everytime she milked that cow
The milk came out in tins!

Mary had a little lamb
her father called it Ralph
and now it's burning in a field
because of foot and mouth!

Mary had a little lamb
She stuck it to a pylon
A 1000 volts went up it's arse
And turned it's wool to nylon.
 
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old.Kladen

Guest
i want to get Realm Rank 5 like shane.
so i get uber plate and head to emain.
i charge in to rezz!
then i get mezzed,
then i get one shotted and laughed at by a thane
 
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Rasp

Guest
I am the Phoenix Legion guild limericist, so here are a few I've written in the past, mostly regarding people in PL:

Jupitus DarkShadow:

A revered GM is our Jupe
But he walks with a bit of a stoop
It is due to his dong
Which is unusually long
That causes his shoulders to droop


Laird McGregor:

Unity's Warlord bold Laird
Is known to be fond of the baird
He downs a wee dram
Then looks for a slam
But the Albions girls are too scared


Bodzilla:

A plated arsmwielder, Bodzilla
Is so big he could be a gorilla
In RvR he gets chopped
Running in with pants dropped
But the stench from his arse is a killer


DAoC:

A Mid and an Alb and a Hib
Decided on a bet for a quid
In Emain at the gate
The would patiently wait
For the zerg to come rushing and chib


Defoe:

The founder of PL is Defoe
Who's small knob caused him some woe
He watered it day and night
And even covered it in cow shite
But still that little git wouldn't grow



Rasp.
 
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Eliz

Guest
Oh boy...I was hoping Rasp would never find this thread. You will never shut him up now. Hide yer women and children folks because the beast is awake!
 
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PadreMM

Guest
Something too boost our Limericker :)

In Albion there's a Friar called Rasputin
that in Emain gets burnt from enemy nuking
looking high and low for us nurses
crying and shouting vile curses
'cause his healing powers aren't computing


Cheers,
Padre
 
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Rasp

Guest
Originally posted by PadreMM
Something too boost our Limericker :)

In Albion there's a Friar called Rasputin
that in Emain gets burnt from enemy nuking
looking high and low for us nurses
crying and shouting vile curses
'cause his healing powers aren't computing


Cheers,
Padre

Not bad for an amateur :p
 
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Jupitus

Guest
.....hmmm.....

Well Rasp is a dirty old friar,
His wife often says he's a liar,
He reckons he's it,
With all wit and shit,
But his staff never gets any higher;)
 
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Sarum TheBlack

Guest
Originally posted by Rasp

Bodzilla:

A plated arsmwielder, Bodzilla
Is so big he could be a gorilla
In RvR he gets chopped
Running in with pants dropped
But the stench from his arse is a killer

Haha :)
 
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PadreMM

Guest
To my two favorite characters in Albion and in anticipation to their future wedding

Lady Lunar knew she had a hard task at hand
and has more than often landed her wand
on old Jup when an armswoman gets close
and him behind a shed kissing a nose
but soon... he will carry her brand

Padre
 
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old.Tyraette

Guest
<winks> I think...

I think that we can safely say that after 295 views, and 15 replies..that Hib and Mid <as suspected> have no sense of wit

C'mon lads, this is as one sided as whats left of a pixie scout after a PA!
 
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old.Tyraette

Guest
Rasputin youre limericks are bad,
Its enough to drive a guy mad
The words are awful
Nothing but waffle
I just hope its a passing fad!


<runs and hides>
 
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DocWolfe

Guest
rofl how do you guys speak coz hand dont rhyme with wand, and awful dont rhyme with waffle!
 
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old.Tyraette

Guest
offal, waffle,


same difference <winks>

in the cameran saga noone picked up on me trying to rhyme story with folly, and that was much worse hehe
 
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PadreMM

Guest
Hehe Docwolfe.

Your correct and the mistake is there as I pronounced wand incorrectly... gonna have to find something to replace "wand" but am to tired now....perhaps....

Lady Lunar knew she had a hard task at hand
and has often her wand had to land
on old Jup when an armswoman gets close
and him behind a shed kissing a nose
but soon... he will carry her brand

Padre
a very tired Cleric
 
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Gad_Fene

Guest
I made this one up xp'ing in the cursed forest

Teador is a mage in Hibernia,
Who's almost too small to discernia.
His nukes are stupendous,
His clothes ostentatious.
And he gives all the Fins here a hernia.
 
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Gimly

Guest
There was a Gimped Pally called Sally
who lived in Emain in a shally
when a troll wandered past
she would show him her ass
and then he would be in death valley..

crap i know but thought i would add one :D

*BUMP*
 
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Rasp

Guest
This Euro game published by Wanadoo
Is really nothing more than a pile of poo
In RvR you get lagged
Then your relics get blagged
And an uber PC is no good to you



Rasp.
 
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old.Tyraette

Guest
Right, this is a duel! <slaps with white glove>

<salutes Rasp>

I like that one


Heres one for the lad Jupitus

Jupitus I'm sure youre insane
I swear you've more balls than brain
You scaled a keep
Made a Middy weep
Then blow me, you do it again!

This is starting to turn into a bit of a templar/PL duel now...


Fancy making a competition out of it?

Yourself and some of your lot vs myself and some of ours

meet somewhere in game, someone throws subjects at us, and we race to see who can come up with the best limericks for them <Grins>

You can even bring more numbers, if I can have Myste <winks>
 
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Jupitus

Guest
A struggling young infil named Schaeffer,
Thought climbing the walls would be safer,
Than standing around,
With feet on the ground,
While the Jarl sliced him into a wafer.

;)
 
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old.Tyraette

Guest
<tries to frown imperiously, before bursting out laughing>

Right m'lad..this means war!
 

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