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tisme

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George W. Bush was visiting an elementary school, and the 4th grade class he sat through began a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word "tragedy." So, George W. asked the class for an example of a tragedy.

One boy stood up and said, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy."

"No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."

A girl raised her hand and said, "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone on board, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," the President said. "That's what we would call a Great Loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. President Bush searched the room and asked, "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, way in the back of the room, Johnny raised his hand, and in a quiet voice, he said, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. and Mrs. Bush, was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, THAT would be a tragedy."

"That's right! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?" asked the President.

"Well," Johnny said, "because it wouldn't be an accident and it sure as hell wouldn't be a Great Loss..."
 
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old.Dillinja

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"How about you give me an example of 'boring'?", Said the President,

and so Little Johnny came to the front of the class and said "Tisme's jokes?"
 
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tisme

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Originally posted by old.Dillinja
"How about you give me an example of 'boring'?", Said the President,

and so Little Johnny came to the front of the class and said "Tisme's jokes?"

<sniff sniff:mad:
 
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old.Dillinja

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This one wasn't too bad actually, I just couldn't resist. :p
 
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tisme

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Originally posted by old.Dillinja
This one wasn't too bad actually, I just couldn't resist. :p


Oooooooo u is sooooo mean :p
 
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old.ST200

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First time I heard that one was back in 'nam
 
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Aoami

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Didn't find it very funny really.

Anyway, the word Tragedy derived from the Greek word 'Tragos' which means Goat, if anyone cares. Actors in a Greek tragedy wore Goatskin cloaks, and the prize for the best Tragedy at a Festival was a Goat.
 
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Conchabar

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Originally posted by tisme
it wouldn't be an accident and it sure as hell wouldn't be a Great Loss..."

:lol:

blatently
 
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Alkoran

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Originally posted by Aoami
Didn't find it very funny really.

"Didn't find it very funny," or "didn't want to find it very funny?"
 
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Cronn

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Why not just post the link to the site you are robbing these sub par 'jokes' off ?
 
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tisme

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Originally posted by Cronn
Why not just post the link to the site you are robbing these sub par 'jokes' off ?

errrrrrr ummmm nope :p
 
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Aoami

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Originally posted by Alkoran
"Didn't find it very funny," or "didn't want to find it very funny?"

Didn't find it very funny.


Why not just say 'George Bush is a twat'?
 
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Alkoran

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Originally posted by Aoami
Didn't find it very funny.


Why not just say 'George Bush is a twat'?

Because that's not what makes it funny.
 
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old.ST200

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Nothing makes it funny, because it isn't.
 
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tisme

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omg u peeps on here r so lovely :)
well some of u r ;)
 

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