LF :Pick up lines.

[Belthar]

I guess those are my best ones, I feel pretty bad tho cause they dont work mostly

I wonder why

 

[Kathal]

Ohh, Just remembered one.
This was at 1 May in "Fælledparken" in Copenhagen (Lots of drunken ppl in a BIG "park" with live music and political speeches).
I was standing with some friends when a girl comes up to me and ask:
Girl: What's the chance of me scoring you??
Me: What's the chance of you getting naked here??

Sometimes a snappy comeback is not the answer. I TOTALY forget that when I'm drunk.
A good laugh, but no sex that night
Ofc hours of heavy drinking followed.

 

[tedStar]

do remember tho, the girls that come up to you are most often the desperate ones

 

[Amelyn]

"Damn you look hot when Im wasted"

"Hi girl you'd like to follow me home and do magic? First we fuck then u disappear!" GL with that one btw

this one worked fo rmy pal once. He saw an attractive lady in the bar and walked up to her
- "Hi there Id like to ask for some advise"
- "Really? what can I do for you?"
- "I've seen this most gorgeous girl here tonight and I want her, what do I say to her??"
- "Well you could start with saying Hello"
- "Ok thanks alot"
Dude takes 5 steps away, then turns and walks back to her and says HELLO!!

 

[Drowin]

You - Whats the differnce between a burger and a blowjob?
Girl - I dont Know?
You - Great, Fancy a burger??

got me a slap

But for one to actually get you on your way

You - What does a Polar bear weigh?
Girl - I dont know
You - Niether do i, but it breaks the ice.....

Does work, honest!!!!

 

[Kalba]

this one worked fo rmy pal once. He saw an attractive lady in the bar and walked up to her
- "Hi there Id like to ask for some advise"
- "Really? what can I do for you?"
- "I've seen this most gorgeous girl here tonight and I want her, what do I say to her??"
- "Well you could start with saying Hello"
- "Ok thanks alot"
Dude takes 5 steps away, then turns and walks back to her and says HELLO!!

That one actually could work really.

oh yeah, forgot this one.

Walk to a girl, throw couple icecubes on the ground and jump on them. Then just say:"Now that we´ve broken the ice between us let´s go straight to the point"

 

[Kathal]

do remember tho, the girls that come up to you are most often the desperate ones

Thats sad really. Must suck to be the one they contact when they are desperate. :touch:

 

[tedStar]

Thats sad really. Must suck to be the one they contact when they are desperate. :touch:

yeah, it must suck indeed

 

[Pudzy]

I recon these would be accurate..

Loch: "Can you pay my subs? <smile>"

Septina: "Hi megameight got any fags and cola???"

safet (Sami): "=o"

Derric: "<Funky dancing wearing 'teh tracksuit'>"

 

[Bloodclot]

for the dutch ppl:

"ik heb geen goeie openingszin, maar jij hebt de opening en ik heb zin"

 

[HerculesPluto]

hey baby, cum to butthead.

 

[Watchh]

Bloodclot:for the dutch ppl:

"ik heb geen goeie openingszin, maar jij hebt de opening en ik heb zin"

 

[Dalus Carosu]

Walk to a girl, throw couple icecubes on the ground and jump on them. Then just say:"Now that we´ve broken the ice between us let´s go straight to the point"

HAHAHA!

Ok this one I gonna use, good laught is the only thing that works and I dont mean porn pick up lines

 

[Stinkie]

Here's one I tried while a little bit too drunk. not really a pick-up line but great fun.


Me: I bet you a pound (or euro or whatever) I can make your tits move without you feeling it.

Girl: Go on then.

Me: <has a good feel>

Girl: I felt that!

Me: Oh yeah heres your pound. ( give her a pound it was worth it)

 

[StonyPony]

Some goodies here allready

My favourite one was : (first you spoil some beer over the girl's shoulder) then you say : "Let's go somewhere private so i can lick up that beer i spoiled."

Worked once for me. But I'm not gonna try it again, i think i was lucky coz 99/100 would have slapped me ...

 

[CorNokZ]

"Excuse me miss, but do you fuck?"
I can still hear the slap he got to this day!

Gotta hurt ^^

 

[Tilda]

"Nice tits, wanna fuck?" worked for me once.

Hello, <- best pickup line ever.

Tilda

 

[fang]

Does this smell like chloroform to u?

 

[Hawkeye]

i rember some guy trying to chat a girl up that was out with us lot once (mixed group of friends )
he said he had been in prison but was ok now as he had found jesus inside .. quick as a flash she says oh really ? what was he in for ... the guy just walked off while we all fell over howling with laughter

 

[Tiki]

Wanna come back for a fuck and a pizza?

Works if your confident enough