LF :Pick up lines.

[StonyPony]

There must be some real casanova's between 3000 people playing on one server, so i know there must be some people that know some pick-up lines that DO work
Feel free to share them (looking for a good one to use in the future )

 

[Kathal]

/y <--- LFG (Can join as Pac/Mend, Mend/Aug, Skald, RvR shammie, Warrior, Sav, or Supp SM) All uber SCed, rr6+ and all ML10.

Ohh, nm. I see you lack the ability to "score".
So don't listen to me. I usually say/do all the right things, but in the end I say/do something to fuck it up, like stay with the "gang" and drink me senseless.

PS. dont ask me what all the right things are. Im usually drunk

 

[Herjulf]

Hey bebbe, wanna see my scroll collection?

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/spank on the butt, ooh baby, want to get nasty with a big bad troll?

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..... oh and then we spent 3 hours afk waiting for them to farm egg + swords on ml3... oh btw were doing that now, wanna come to my place i can go 3 hours im like the energizer bunny.

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Your eyez are as deep and fiery as Volcanus, your hair is like a warm embrace in odins gate, and your lips sweeter then a lvl50 ding.

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or my personal favourity.. (go figure why am single atm)
" RATTA IN TOKYA... RATTA IN TOKYO"

 

[pungo]

/y <--- LFG (Can join as Pac/Mend, Mend/Aug, Skald, RvR shammie, Warrior, Sav, or Supp SM) All uber SCed, rr6+ and all ML10.

Ohh, nm. I see you lack the ability to "score".
So don't listen to me. I usually say/do all the right things, but in the end I say/do something to fuck it up, like stay with the "gang" and drink me senseless.

PS. dont ask me what all the right things are. Im usually drunk

I DEFFO hear what you say /stay with the gang and get really hamered so you forget about women.

 

[Jaapi]

For someone so fat you don't sweat that much.

 

[Squalion]

For someone so fat you don't sweat that much.

LOLOLOL

is there a parking meter around here? beacuse you got FINE written all over you

i see you two tight bags of sugar there baby and i got a sweet tooth

 

[Klonk]

A guy I was with in the military service had a nice comment one time we were in a pub drinking during a weekend off.. a girl walked up and ordered a drink, right next to where we were hanging out by the bar (he was lf date at the time, I had a gf) and he turns to her and says: " I didn't know angels could fly so close to Earth!?" (or for you scandinavians out there: "Jeg visste ikke at engler fløy så lavt") ..



Ofc he didn't get lucky, but I still remember the pickup line

 

[Teh FnoRd]

Was hanging at a pub a few years back and a mate had his eyes on this very pretty girl, and we were always teasing him for not dareing to go and talk to her. One night he said "This is it!" and went over to the bar where the girl was standing. I would like take the oppertunity to point out that he wasn't really drunk as it was still early in the night. So he goes over to her, takes a deep breath and says: "Excuse me miss, but do you fuck?"
I can still hear the slap he got to this day!

 

[Kurik]

"skaru ha stock ikväll?" 50/50 chance... sometimes it works.. try it.

 

[Taglim]

i quite like
"your eyes are like spanners... they make my nuts tighten!"

 

[Imon]

what do you want for breakfast?

 

[popocatepetl]

Hi babe, I'd buy you a drink if I wouldn't be too jealous of the straw.

 

[Marczje]

How do you want your eggs tomorrow, baken or fertilised?

 

[Raven]

get your coat love, youve pulled

 

[Salv]

 

[Fluid]

"hey babe i am rr10 and ml10, wanna fuck?"

 

[tedStar]

Hi there, my names ted, wanna get a pizza and have sex? or dont you like pizza?

 

[eggy]

"Nice tits, wanna fuck?" worked for me once.

 

[supersaint]

"You smell nice,have you been jogging?"

 

[XeffoInfil]

hello i like you, do you like me?

 

[Squalion]

"hey babe i am rr10 and ml10, wanna fuck?"

lololololol



bet you any money someone from daoc will say that if theyre drunk

 

[Tinyheals]

"nice shoes!, u wanna fuck??"
or if ur in .swe "snygga skor!, ska vi knulla"

 

[swords]

"Nice tits, wanna fuck?" worked for me once.

Lucky git

 

[eggy]

"You smell nice,have you been jogging?"

!!!

 

[Dekker]

Are you tired?

Why?

Coz u been running round my mind all day

 

[Heath]

Let me storm the gates of your love palace with my purple headed battering ram ....no idea if this works...as i am going on the piss tonight and it is fresh in my memory...not doubt when i am drunk i shall try it to someone...will let you know tomorrow ((o:

 

[Brevis]

Hey Babe, wanna come home to my place and see my luminescent norwegian stamp collection?

So do you normally live close to here?
(danish: Bor du tit her i nærheden)

You like tired, shall i hold your tits?

 

[Isos]

was at this festival once and was gonna joke about something to some girls that were just standig around
was something like "there are more gay guys that have wanted to have sex with my friend here than girls that have wanted to do it with me the last year"

i think i was the only one laughing

 

[Vasconcelos]

"Nice tits, wanna fuck?" worked for me once.

LaL

A classic one Eggy!

For your next trip to spanish seaside heres the translation: "Bonitas tetas! Quieres follar?"

 

[Kalba]

"hey babe i am rr10 and ml10, wanna fuck?"

That one would work, or "you know, I did 600k lwrps" and same ending

But let me try few. Pretty much free translations all of them, so dont start to bitch about it

You:"Hey darling, wanna have the best sex of your life?"

Girl:"No"

You:"Then come with me!"

That one worked for my pal once tbh

and uhh...

"I lost my telephone number, can I have yours?"

You:"Was your father an astronaut?"

Girl:"No, why?"

You:"Cause he stole the stars themselves to be your eyes"


"hey, your dress would look great on my rooms floor"

I guess those are my best ones, I feel pretty bad tho cause they dont work mostly