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Poor Gordon he looks awful in todays pictures of him, I feel so sorry and I worry about his health so let me give you a few suggestions on how to win back the country.
1. Let us actually vote on if we want you as leader, much like we did for your grinning, lying former boss.
2. If the country actually votes you in how about you don't look like you are having a stroke after every word you speak, you raise me up then drop me right back down when you don't collapse.
3. How about you let us vote on Europe like you promised?
4. Why don't you not try and push the nation towards diesel vehicles then make diesel a hell of a lot more expensive than petrol, apparently it costs more to produce than petrol, that much more since Labour have been in power it seems. You are scrapping the idea of the 2p tax rise on fuel, how about you just drop our fuel down to be in line with the rest of Europe as well?
5. If you are so worried about the world why don't you plow all the money you make from vehicle taxation into hydrogen research, failing that what about electric powered cars? Why don't you give away electric cars or at least have no VAT on them?
6. Why don't you give normal people the same rights as scum?
7. Why do you not allow me to kill a burglar?
8. You are getting rid of the bin tax, well done, it was a great idea to tax us on stuff we buy then tax us on stuff we throw away, can't believe it never took off.
9. Why don't you make every nan and grandad in this country have a nice ride to the grave instead of having to scrape for every penny?
10. Why do you not allow me to kill any scum that mugs a pensioner?
11. Why not castrate peadophilles, you could add this pleasure into the lottery show every week, where one lucky contestant gets the chance to snip the scum.
12. Stop lying, stop lying, stop lying.
Well Gordon thats all I got for now, quite sure other things will come to mind as I go about my day.
I hope this can help you in some way.
Love and kisses.
Trem.
XXXX
1. Let us actually vote on if we want you as leader, much like we did for your grinning, lying former boss.
2. If the country actually votes you in how about you don't look like you are having a stroke after every word you speak, you raise me up then drop me right back down when you don't collapse.
3. How about you let us vote on Europe like you promised?
4. Why don't you not try and push the nation towards diesel vehicles then make diesel a hell of a lot more expensive than petrol, apparently it costs more to produce than petrol, that much more since Labour have been in power it seems. You are scrapping the idea of the 2p tax rise on fuel, how about you just drop our fuel down to be in line with the rest of Europe as well?
5. If you are so worried about the world why don't you plow all the money you make from vehicle taxation into hydrogen research, failing that what about electric powered cars? Why don't you give away electric cars or at least have no VAT on them?
6. Why don't you give normal people the same rights as scum?
7. Why do you not allow me to kill a burglar?
8. You are getting rid of the bin tax, well done, it was a great idea to tax us on stuff we buy then tax us on stuff we throw away, can't believe it never took off.
9. Why don't you make every nan and grandad in this country have a nice ride to the grave instead of having to scrape for every penny?
10. Why do you not allow me to kill any scum that mugs a pensioner?
11. Why not castrate peadophilles, you could add this pleasure into the lottery show every week, where one lucky contestant gets the chance to snip the scum.
12. Stop lying, stop lying, stop lying.
Well Gordon thats all I got for now, quite sure other things will come to mind as I go about my day.
I hope this can help you in some way.
Love and kisses.
Trem.
XXXX
