Lesters all new 300 post film quote thread (no added sugar)

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WPKenny

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I thought it was dull tbh. Damini wanted to watch it.
 
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Scooba Da Bass

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I know this, but arsed if I can remember, this annoys me, so I shall hunt you down and cut your face open Leggy
 
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Lester

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Memorable Quotes from
Adventures in Babysitting (1987)

Daryl: You gotta be shittin' me
Chris: Watch your mouth.
Daryl: Watch my mouth? You gotta to be shittin' me!

College Girl: I'm so lonely!
Daryl: How could a righteous babe like you be lonely?
College Girl: That's the sweetest thing anybody's ever said to me! Wanna go to bed?

Chris: Nobody panic. This is all just a big mistake.
Sarah: What about Brenda?
Brad: That was her parents' mistake.

Brad: Daryl, why are you hugging me?
Daryl: Brad don't you ever die on me! Ever!
Brad: O.K. I won't.

Chris: Could you just drop us off at a mall or something?
Joe Gipp: A mall? Where do you think we are Boise, Idaho?

Albert Collins: Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues.
Gang Leader: Don't fuck with the Lords of Hell.
Chris: Don't fuck with the babysitter.

Brad: Where we gonna get 50 bucks?
Sarah: We could sell Daryl. Ya' t
hink?

Dr. Nuhkbane: There you are, one stitch.
Brad: One stitch?
Dr. Nuhkbane: Yes, one stitch.
Brad: My only shot at ever being in a gang fight and all I get is one stitch? Chris is gonna think I'm a total failure!

Hot Dog Vendor: Yes, you want one?
Chris: Who was at the back door?
Brad: Stray dog.

Chris: I don't think your parents will ever ask me to babysit again.
Brad: If they do, I'd ask them for a buck more an hour.

Chris: Just relax, Chris, tonight is going to be the greatest night of your life.
Chris: Now boys, if either of you give me any grief I swear to God I'll kill you. Dead, murdered, stabbed.
Daryl: Raped?
Chris: I'm too old for this crap.

Daryl: Don't touch it! He could get infected, Jesus! Tetanus, rabies, scabies, emphysema!

Hot Dog Vendor: Look, I'm through arguing with you, I don't take checks, now slip me some cash and I'll slip you the wiener.
Brenda: But I don't have any cash.
Hot Dog Vendor: Then I don't have a wiener.

[in a telephone booth in the bus station]
Brenda : Chris it's really scary down here. I've just seen three people shoot up, a bald Chinese lady with no pants on and there's this old guy outside who wants his bedroom slippers!
Old Man: [Banging on telephone booth] Get out of my house!
Brenda: [Kicks out two small boxes] You just moved!

Hot Dog Vendor: Get out of here.

Mike: Girls like you come along once in a lifetime.


Hax0r blah blah ADMIN etc blah.


" I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT!!!!!"

clue: worst film last year. fact.
 
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Trem

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CLOSE THIS THREAD FFS!!!!111!!

TED, LESTER CALLED YOU A NANCY BOY!
 
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granny

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The Crow, easy :p

Another easy one:

Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones.
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leggy

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Thanks lester... i couldn't remember what film my quote was from :D

I may have been pissed.

You're still a hacking bastard though
 
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Lester

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Originally posted by leggy
Thanks lester... i couldn't remember what film my quote was from :D

I may have been pissed.

You're still a hacking bastard though
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I know m8 but it was up for, oooohh, hours, so it had to go. Besides I've had enough of your '80's prepubescent viewing habits.


:p
 
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whipped

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Granny's quote is from Dr. Stranglove, a film I always confuse with Dr. Zhivago. Was so dissapointment when I sat down in front of ITV to watch it and realise it wasn't Stranglove :)

I'm going to show you God does exist!
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granny

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The Man Who Wasn't There. Great film, only really grew on my the 3rd time I watched it though, Coen brothers rock :)

"A Sherman tank can give you an..... edge."
 
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granny

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Yes! Blimey, wasn't expecting that to be got so easily :p Donald Sutherland at his finest, go with the positive waves man!
 
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Lester

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Lucky guess tbh :)
Great filmm tho.

k, easy one:

(might not be 100% correct)

"1st prize. A cadillac Eldorado.
2nd prize. A set of steak knives.
3rd prize. You're fired."

Top film. I'm gonna watch it again now.
 
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Munkey-

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diddnt know I had it right....so to revive the thread!

"Charging a man with murder here was like handing out speeding tickets at the Indy 500"
 
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mank!

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Apocalypse Now

One of the things you learn after years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug... Especially if it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.
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whipped

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To bring the thread alive again, I believe that is from "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"

In which case, next quote is,
Death by Stereo
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