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leggy
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I'm having a drout and you're turning down six lezzers?
*lights TdCs last ciggy*
*reloads*
*lights TdCs last ciggy*
*reloads*
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~YuckFou~
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"Gentlemen" "Take Aim!"
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Durzel
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I heard this happens too.. anyone know why?
Sounds intruguing.
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Durzel
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In the immortal words of Arnie:Originally posted by Testin da Cable
I really shouldn't tell you lot this...but they once offered me se><or. all 7 of em at once. 6 lovely girls and one not-so-lovely girl and me in a 3,5 by 4 meter room. I won't tell you what I did though
"Cmon, don't bullshit me"
But seriously, that didn't happen did it? If it did, Im putting you on ignore right now.
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Because periods have ultra-evil powers !
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FatBusinessman
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Originally posted by Wij
I spat hot coffee on my balls !
Wow, is it Friday already?
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I feel this is a good time to quote Chasing Amy...
BANKY: In the center, is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now at the end of each of the streets, are four people, okay? You following? Up here, we got a male-affectionate, easy-to-get-along-with, no political agenda lesbian. Okay? Now down here, we have a man-hating, angry-as-fuck, agenda-of-rage, bitter dyke. To this side, we got Santa Claus, right? And over to this side - the Easter Bunny.
BANKY: Which one’s going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?
HOLDEN: What is this supposed to prove?
BANKY: I’m serious. This is a serious exercise. It’s like an S.A.T. question. Which one’s going to get to the hundred dollar bill first - the male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter Bunny?
HOLDEN: The man-hating dyke.
BANKY: Good. Why?
HOLDEN: I don’t know.
BANKY: BECAUSE THESE OTHER THREE ARE FIGMENTS OF YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION!
BANKY: In the center, is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now at the end of each of the streets, are four people, okay? You following? Up here, we got a male-affectionate, easy-to-get-along-with, no political agenda lesbian. Okay? Now down here, we have a man-hating, angry-as-fuck, agenda-of-rage, bitter dyke. To this side, we got Santa Claus, right? And over to this side - the Easter Bunny.
BANKY: Which one’s going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?
HOLDEN: What is this supposed to prove?
BANKY: I’m serious. This is a serious exercise. It’s like an S.A.T. question. Which one’s going to get to the hundred dollar bill first - the male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter Bunny?
HOLDEN: The man-hating dyke.
BANKY: Good. Why?
HOLDEN: I don’t know.
BANKY: BECAUSE THESE OTHER THREE ARE FIGMENTS OF YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION!
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Testin da Cable
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Wij: iirc it's something to do with sweat how they synch up. hormones in sweat triggering others etc. why it happens should be clear I guess.
Durzel: yes it actually happened. yes, I turned them down. yes, I felt like a fool after I told them I wouldn't. a fool with strong principles, but a fool none the less.
Durzel: yes it actually happened. yes, I turned them down. yes, I felt like a fool after I told them I wouldn't. a fool with strong principles, but a fool none the less.
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edit/
Disclaimer: This was meant for the post before TDC's, TDC should not under any circumstances be applauded for his actions
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Lester
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That damn 40% ruins all the fun!!!
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GDW
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I bet they were absolutely devastated
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Durzel
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Why in Gods name did you pass it up? Can you offer any rational explanation whatsoever, because I'm sat here trying to comprehend how a living heterosexual man would pass up the opportunity to be involved in not a threesome or a foursome with 3 other women (which is easily most mens ultimate fantasy), but with 7.
The only rational explanation is that a) you didn't understand what was being offered, b) you were under pain of death (literally) to refuse or c) you're homosexual.
Which one is it!!
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Id say it was nerves.
For those few of us who have been blessed with such an opportunity, and I was one I hasten to add, will know that no matter how macho you think you are, you'll not last any longer than a few minutes!
For those few of us who have been blessed with such an opportunity, and I was one I hasten to add, will know that no matter how macho you think you are, you'll not last any longer than a few minutes!
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So what ffs!!
With 7 there you are bound to get a second or third chance, and at the very least sit back relax and spectate.
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Durzel:
heh there's no graceful way to explain but I'll try. I really liked these girls. we'd been sharing a house 9on and off) for two years, and after I moved to a different student flat we still went out together regularly. after a nice drunken night out clubbing we were fooling around and I was preparing to leave for my own house when my favourite girl came up with the cool idea to use me as a living dong for the rest of the evening. three were for it, four were against. the girl pressed the others with the argument that they were free to do what they liked, but she fancied a boy to see what it was like. there was a bit of girl talk, then they agreed it would be okish as long as I kept my hands off two of them.
I told them I was honoured to be chosen as their sex toy of the evening, but I wasn't happy because they weren't all in agreement -and- they should either all be happy with me being there or we should take a rain check and maybe talk things over another time. privately I told my fave girleh that if she ever wanted me for a trial run it was fine with me, and if her gf wanted to be there that was fine too (this actually never happened, but we did share a bed once cos we'd had too much wine to properly disengage for the evening ahem). anyway, I really liked these girls and they liked me, and I knew that if I had done it our special *friends* relationship would prolly have been shot all to hell. they (well two at least) were ok with what I said, and we went on to have a lot more fun before finally drifting apart. I know this prolly sounds all lame and half assed, so I guess you just had to have been there to fully get what it meant to me for them to offer me that, and how much a raging hardon and testosterone levels in the red can fuck up your thinking. anyway, all galantry and stuff aside, I still felt like a heel for a month. in fact, my sahara-class dry patch is telling me I'm a fool as I type this
heh there's no graceful way to explain but I'll try. I really liked these girls. we'd been sharing a house 9on and off) for two years, and after I moved to a different student flat we still went out together regularly. after a nice drunken night out clubbing we were fooling around and I was preparing to leave for my own house when my favourite girl came up with the cool idea to use me as a living dong for the rest of the evening. three were for it, four were against. the girl pressed the others with the argument that they were free to do what they liked, but she fancied a boy to see what it was like. there was a bit of girl talk, then they agreed it would be okish as long as I kept my hands off two of them.
I told them I was honoured to be chosen as their sex toy of the evening, but I wasn't happy because they weren't all in agreement -and- they should either all be happy with me being there or we should take a rain check and maybe talk things over another time. privately I told my fave girleh that if she ever wanted me for a trial run it was fine with me, and if her gf wanted to be there that was fine too (this actually never happened, but we did share a bed once cos we'd had too much wine to properly disengage for the evening ahem). anyway, I really liked these girls and they liked me, and I knew that if I had done it our special *friends* relationship would prolly have been shot all to hell. they (well two at least) were ok with what I said, and we went on to have a lot more fun before finally drifting apart. I know this prolly sounds all lame and half assed, so I guess you just had to have been there to fully get what it meant to me for them to offer me that, and how much a raging hardon and testosterone levels in the red can fuck up your thinking. anyway, all galantry and stuff aside, I still felt like a heel for a month. in fact, my sahara-class dry patch is telling me I'm a fool as I type this
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Aye, I see your point really.
Had I been in the same situation, I'm not even sure I would've been able to mantain any semblance of composure. That's not to say I would've accepted, I probably would've bottled it (not inferring that what you did) mainly for the reason Grandadwrinkle mentioned.
I think it's pretty safe to say, without getting too crude, that if I was in a situation with 2 other women (and I pray to God some day it will happen) then I doubt I would last very long. Not the first time around anyway.
I guess to an uneducated observer, threesomes et al all look like dream fantasies because, frankly, thats the way pr0n makes them out to be. In reality, theres typically emotions involved, occasionally regrets, etc. Not speaking from direct experience of course, but from friends of friends, etc. You're right of course, had you gone ahead with it you certainly wouldn't have kept that "special friend" relationship with them. Ultimately it boils (or rather boiled) down to how much you valued their friendship, vs having literally a once-in-a-lifetime experience you could tell your grandchildren about.
Fair play to you for being honest about it all Retrospect is a bitch though eh?
Had I been in the same situation, I'm not even sure I would've been able to mantain any semblance of composure. That's not to say I would've accepted, I probably would've bottled it (not inferring that what you did) mainly for the reason Grandadwrinkle mentioned.
I think it's pretty safe to say, without getting too crude, that if I was in a situation with 2 other women (and I pray to God some day it will happen) then I doubt I would last very long. Not the first time around anyway.
I guess to an uneducated observer, threesomes et al all look like dream fantasies because, frankly, thats the way pr0n makes them out to be. In reality, theres typically emotions involved, occasionally regrets, etc. Not speaking from direct experience of course, but from friends of friends, etc. You're right of course, had you gone ahead with it you certainly wouldn't have kept that "special friend" relationship with them. Ultimately it boils (or rather boiled) down to how much you valued their friendship, vs having literally a once-in-a-lifetime experience you could tell your grandchildren about.
Fair play to you for being honest about it all
Retrospect is a bitch though eh?
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"Fire!"
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I need a wank now after all this talk
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Originally posted by Durzel
Fair play to you for being honest about it all
no worries
yes, retrospect is indeed a bitch. I'll be plagued by what-ifs till I die. *tries to stop the mind pics*
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I'm struggling with that too
I've lost count of the amount of times I've said to Mrs Yuck, "So, are any of your friends gay then?........"
She said she would, but only if she could reciprocate by getting another guy in at a later date. I know her well enough to say that it will never happen and her offer is bogus. She knows I would never go for it, and if I said OK, it would be "So you say you love me, but...etc".
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Has anyone got a grandad who told them about his "fucking two lesbians at once" stories?
BTW a lad who worked for me emailed me with a story of a three-in-a-bed romp he had and it was very upsetting.
So I edited the women to men and forwarded it to his mates.
BTW a lad who worked for me emailed me with a story of a three-in-a-bed romp he had and it was very upsetting.
So I edited the women to men and forwarded it to his mates.
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Gekul
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Without any wars what else have our generation got to tell tales about when we're old?
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Didnt't someone say it was something to do with statistics, basically since the cycle is pretty much fixed for each woman the period should happen closer and closer when you first check but also after a while they should drift apart.
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I'm having mixed feelings about having told this story to be honest. I've told it before I know, but never in so much detail.
hmm. I blame this all on my manager at work! so there!
hmm. I blame this all on my manager at work! so there!
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mank!
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How old is your missus you perv?
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fuck me i go away for a few hours and look whats happened.
so cmon who has had a threesome.and i mean the one with yaself and 2 ladies...cough
and no tales from the farmyard leggy
fuck me i go away for a few hours and look whats happened.
so cmon who has had a threesome.and i mean the one with yaself and 2 ladies...cough
and no tales from the farmyard leggy
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Buh??
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mank!
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Not having periods? Either she's very young or old, surely? It was a joke fs! :/
*refrains from humour for the foreseeable future*
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