Lesbians

[leggy]

I respect your decision alot Td.

pld imo.

I doubt I would have done it and I'm a walking hormone.

 

[Lester]

Originally posted by leggy

I'm a streetwalking whore.

 

[dysfunction]

 

[scooby-doo]

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fucking well played dys.

 

[mank!]

 

[.Jos.]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/shootingstars/realmedia/georgessong.ram

A song, just for you...unfortunately I can't seem to get it to work now. I hope you get better luck

 

[Summo]

"Say... did I ever tell you the story of when I shot my wad over the pert lesbian breasts of seven girls?"
"Only seven times, grandpa..."
"I was a hottie in my youth, and there I was, bollocks in the breeze..."

 

[Summo]

Originally posted by mank!
spooge.gif

And I'm nicking that.

 

[Testin da Cable]

strangely enough I find that spooge pic arousing

 

[kameleon]

I've had a threesome with two ladies. I'm not going to tell you lot about it though. Except for the fact it was instigated by my my gf as a birthday treat. To be honest i would rather have had some furry dice for my then ford sierra 4x4

 

[leggy]

omg lier!

Rosary beads and a mini jesus = win.

:/

 

[kameleon]

im not at all religious, furry dice are safe

 

[leggy]

Me neither

I was just that horrified about your threesome comment

 

[kameleon]

It was horrific, they got more out of it than me.

 

[scooby-doo]

Originally posted by kameleon
It was horrific, they got more out of it than me.

obviously as they were in fact secret lovers and you was not there first threesome

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by leggy
omg lier!

Rosary beads and a mini jesus = win.

:/

Buddy Christ!

 

[old.Kez]

BUDDY, CHRIST!

 

[Summo]

HALLELUJAH!

 

[bodhi]

I want a buddy christ :/















(The one I posted. The one Kez posted would look a bit dodgy on my sideboard :/)

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by bodhi
The one Kez posted would look a bit dodgy on my sideboard :/

or it might turn teh grrlies on. you never know.

 

[scooby-doo]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
or it might turn teh grrlies on. you never know.

unless of course shes called mary.

 

[Testin da Cable]

that may be a problem. make a point of not knowing their names: I'm sure it will help

 

[bodhi]

I have slept with 18 women. I remember 5 names.

 

[Lester]

Didn't they put them on the receipt?

 

[scooby-doo]

no but he has their tongue prints on his living room window(the outside)

 

[kameleon]

Originally posted by Lester
Didn't they put them on the receipt?

Guffaw!