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scooby-doo
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they are slowly taking over the world.there are multiplying at an alarming rate someone must stop them....stop them now before its too late........
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Clowneh!
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no, idiot! NO!!!!
we need more lesbians and less of these kind of threads
we need more lesbians and less of these kind of threads
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mank!
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ok
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Lester
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No. Lesbians are bad. As Martin Clunes once said - two gay guys mean that there's two fannys spare somewhere. Two Lesbians mean that two fannys are lost forever!
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~YuckFou~
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...but great entertainment
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Testin da Cable
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BEST POST EVAR!1
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i feel an indiana jones moment coming on.
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Wij
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If they let me watch I'll be happy to just wank in a corner for the rest of my life. So, just one fanny wasted.
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Testin da Cable
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my logic-flaw meter just twitched
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Lester
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That's code for your cock right?
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Testin da Cable
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maybe. I'm not at liberty to give you that information.
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Durzel
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I hear ya dawg.
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GDW
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Tbh most lesbians Ive seen are fat, ugly, have spikey hair etc (stereotyphical I know but its mostly true). The pr0n ones are clearly bisexual.
If any of you guys get off on real world lesbians then I feel for you I really do.
If any of you guys get off on real world lesbians then I feel for you I really do.
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Lester
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buh?
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LTF
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What he said ^
Two types of lesbians:
1. The type in a mans head.
2. The real type.
Two types of lesbians:
1. The type in a mans head.
2. The real type.
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dysfunction
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Ive walked past a lesbian club in Soho and I wouldnt touch any of the women going in and out of that club with a barge pole...
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Testin da Cable
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<tell story again>
I once shared a student house with several lezzas. they were all yummy. it pained me to think of the sweet grrleh love they were all having. it still pains me
what really pained me is that they had synchronised periods
I once shared a student house with several lezzas. they were all yummy. it pained me to think of the sweet grrleh love they were all having. it still pains me
what really pained me is that they had synchronised periods
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Lester
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Yes that happens with girlies apparently. Im thinking of moving my missus in with my mum for a bit - coz she doesn't have em.
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~YuckFou~
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That happens a lot with women. Mrs Yuck, her friends, her sisters all synch up, weird, and a time to hide.Originally posted by Testin da Cable
<tell story again>
what really pained me is that they had synchronised periods
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GDW
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Messy huh
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Testin da Cable
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specially when there are 7 ladies in the kitchen looking at you while you're drinking a beer and humming along happily to a song on the radio. the 'evil stare' could have penetrated armor plate!!1
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leggy
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but not lead
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Wij
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I spat hot coffee on my balls !
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old.Fweddy
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Originally posted by Wij
I spat hot coffee on my balls !
That how you stopped getting periods?
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GDW
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It could have been worse TDC. They could have been seven bisexuals who just didnt find you attractive. Now that would be hell.
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Wij
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You set up secret cameras tho TdC ?
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Testin da Cable
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Originally posted by Grandadwrinkle
It could have been worse TDC. They could have been seven bisexuals who just didnt find you attractive. Now that would be hell.
I really shouldn't tell you lot this...but they once offered me se><or. all 7 of em at once. 6 lovely girls and one not-so-lovely girl and me in a 3,5 by 4 meter room. I won't tell you what I did though
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~YuckFou~
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Originally posted by Testin da Cable
I really shouldn't tell you lot this...but they once offered me se><or. all 7 of em at once. 6 lovely girls and one not-so-lovely girl and me in a 3,5 by 4 meter room. I won't tell you what I did though
If you said no you should be shot tbh.
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Wij
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Creamed yer undies and cried ?
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Testin da Cable
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can I have a last cigarette? I don't need a blindfold.