Lee's Epic Quest to get Drink

[old.Tyraette]

you know the day cant get any worse when this happens:


You have entered [region] 'drinks cupboard'

You prepare to cast the spell 'Summon Glass'

You fumble the attack!

You wtfpwn the glass for a bazillion damage!

The glass casts aoe shatter!

<Lee breaks down in tears>

5mins later...

You have entered [region] 'Fridge'

You prepare to cast the spell 'Summon Tropicana'

The Tropicana casts Loose 'Bottlecap'

The Tropicana quickcasts 'Aoe Spill'

You are Drenched-Over-Time, Your Respectability has been debuffed.


<Lee curls up into the foetal position and dies>

 

[the_smurflord]

Offering lusterous Dishcloth of Mopping for 4p.

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

No use crying over spilt Tropicana.


...no really, thats the best I can come up with.

 

[Conchabar]

lol dam good gife another one

 

[old.Tyraette]

no...you dont understand....this really happened.

im a walking comedy show irl

 

[gengi]

Try quitting smoking and having a wife and children.
Now that is a living comedy with a large dose of pathos and some teeth grinding thrown in But I do have beer in compensation.
Later

 

[old.Tyraette]

gengi!

*ok feels better now*

long time no see bud

 

[Cyradix]

Poor you

 

[Sharma]

Shaef that sounds more like EQ than DAoC.

 

[old.Tyraette]

who said its based on daoc ?

its offtopic aint it?



*saves face*

 

[Jonaldo]

Shaver is a walking talking master of disaster!