Learn how to Muff dive properly

[Ono]

Channel 4 22:35
The Truth about Lesbian Sex (Documentary)
A three-part series which delves into various aspects of sexuality. This first programme explores the mysteries of lesbian sex, from sexual technique to scientific discovery
(Subtitles)

Tonight

Heads up!

 

[Summo]

How are they going to make 'rubbing up and down against each other' sustain a three-part series?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Originally posted by SomeGuy
How are they going to make 'rubbing up and down against each other' sustain a three-part series?

They only do that in cheap porn, where they make straight girls get with each other. Watch the program, and you'll find lesbian sex isn't rubbing each other very delicately and tounging the outside off a muff. Or something.

 

[Furr]

Who saw the episode of sex in the city where that blonde hore, had a leisbian phase, and her GF squirted in her face, That was digusting and funny

 

[Ono]

Well, it will be interesting to see if it is in fact all muff diving or whether some strap-ons are involved as well.

 

[MYstIC G]

Originally posted by SomeGuy
How are they going to make 'rubbing up and down against each other' sustain a three-part series?

Where has your signature gone young man!

 

[xenon2000]

Heh, you stole my thread idea :/

 

[old.Jas]

GF already spotted that one and scheduled it for my viewing

 

[Ono]

Originally posted by Jas
GF already spotted that one and scheduled it for my viewing

With one of her girl friends?




[Hint] Charge Camcorder batteries [/Hint]

 

[old.Jas]

Nice thought - shes great how she is (NB: she is looking over my shoulder)

 

[Ono]

Originally posted by Jas
(NB: she is looking over my shoulder)

Hello Misses Jas.

Get yer best girlie friend round and watch it together.
:wub:


Go on..... you know you want to.

 

[Summo]

So... did anyone watch this? Any tips you could pass on to the rest of us?

 

[S-Gray]

lol so this forums also full of peverse old men..... i like it!

 

[old.Jas]

Didn't watch much... but dildos featured heavily in the parts I saw

 

[S-Gray]

interesting..

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Had it on whilst surfing the web - Didn't seem very interesting(read explicit) really.

 

[old.{UvT}Coldplayer]

Shit i missed it! can someone fill me in please

 

[Skyler]

Sigh...
Lame.

 

[old.Kez]

Channel 4 must be really fucking desperate for content to allow this kind of utter shite to be aired. Christ, it was appalling.

More-over, for them to advertise lesbianism (as they did, in commericals, previous to the programme) as a taboo is an horrendous outrage. If I thought it'd do any good, I'd complain.

 

[Disco PhoolCat]

Originally posted by Jas
but dildos featured heavily in the parts I saw

WayHay! Fnar-fnar! Snert...

No, didn't watch it either, spent the night trying to get on to play jk2 duels...

 

[old.zztop3]

WHICH CHANNEL !!?!!

Animal planet?

 

[old.wizard1974uk]

Originally posted by {UvT}Coldplayer
Shit i missed it! can someone fill me in please

So who's joke book did you trawl through to produce that gem, NOT?

 

[Wij]

Twas shit.

Summary: lesbians do all sorts, strap-ons, fisting, anal-beads etc... it depends on individual taste.

Woohoo big revelation

No action either

Gay animals next week... :uhoh:

 

[xenon2000]

Kez, you're obviously not that used to Channel 4 :/

It was shite though; quite blatently a whole scam to get the viewing figures up. Shame next weeks feature on 'gay animals' will most likely have an adverse effect... how could they?! :/

The programme on afterwards, 'Naked State', was quite interesting though, and not just for the high nudity factor . It was about a photographer who aimed to photograph multiple members of the public at a time, nekkid, in public places, in every last state of the USA. He succeeded and had the final photos displayed in a gallery, becoming famous from it... impressive stuff.

 

[old.Kez]

Aye, Naked States was a fucking pleasant surprise after the abomination of lesbianism. I want the New York streets photo :/

 

[old.Fweddy]

i wish i was a lesbian

 

[Ono]

Originally posted by Fweddy
i wish i was a lesbian

Why? So someone could shove a great big Dildo up you? :uhoh:

 

[old.sleevus]

channel four are just the gh3yist, first the advertise some lesbian fun ( you know those porn documentries) then when you get round to watching it you find there is no girl-girl action at all.

then they try it again this time making it look like art with some sick dude wanting to take picture of naked ppl..... and the ppl on there were bloody ugly!

 

[old.Kez]

Originally posted by sleevus
then they try it again this time making it look like art with some sick dude wanting to take picture of naked ppl..... and the ppl on there were bloody ugly!

It was easily Art, 'tard.
Whether the people were considered ugly (by you) or not is neither here nor there, it wasn't the point.
More-over, you'd be hard-pressed to find good looking exobitionists (sp?) in all 52 states. (Though I believe he only did 48, anyone know why?)

 

[caLLous]

Exhibitionists*

Hey, you asked.