I wonder if she's a virgin
Well I've had enough girls wrapping their legs around me mid-coitous and suffice to say I'd tell this lady "You're alright love, leave your legs there."
No, I tried to hold back, but I couldn't....
If she have kids they'll have some big shoes to fill.
I hope she's a fluent conversationalist, else it'll be messy when she puts her foot in her mouth.
You've stepped over the line.

Then she went to america to try some surgeons over there, they said basically if you get em cut off you'll struggle to walk. What a shame
they said basically if you get em cut off you'll struggle to walk.
... tied to the bottom of the sea!...or 15 legs made of stone