Laddey is

[Mey]

How was EmOGLISH's date?

 

[soze]

New Years eve i tried to eat all the sweets and stuff i had left over so i had no excuses not to start the yearly diet. Result was i was rough every mouthful meant feeling sick so did not get much drinking done, got a shot of a nice £700 bottle of Whisky though.

As i have Scottish parents we celebrated on the 1st and i got destroyed and woke up hugging my bottle of jack daniels with it spilt all over my bed. Down side lost drink Good side bed smells nice.

 

[Laddey]

fucking chav.

suck your mum you maggot

 

[Marc]

I got pissed, left the pub at 1am without a torch and there is no lighting anywhere, only the stars for lighting. I fell into a ditch and tore ligaments in my ankle. Luckily some dude found me and took me to the house I was staying at.

Fuck scotland