Laddey is

[Laddey]

ON THE FUCKING MESS TONIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kthxbye sorry for wasting your time

 

[Litmus]

Me too!!!! 16 cans of bud on standby,

 

[Laddey]

Me too!!!! 16 cans of bud on standby,

All the best mate.

60 cans between 4 of us. Litre of vodka and a 70cl bottle of southern comfort.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Stay tuned for "Laddey is Too!", a whacky comedy about how Laddey got pissed, pissed on a police officer, hit on a pretty lady, got rejected, humped a humpback and woke up in his own vomit!

 

[Mey]

lol laddey you fucking chav.

 

[Laddey]

lol laddey you fucking chav.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's ok, you worms cannot session like we can! im a fucking beer monster

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hey Laddey, tell us your deepest and darkest secret!

Hell...worth a shot.

 

[Laddey]

Hey Laddey, tell us your deepest and darkest secret!

Hell...worth a shot.

I actually dislike giving females anal sex.

 

[Lamp]

Hell...worth a shot.

Would you believe him if he told you?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Would you believe him if he told you?

Fair point

 

[Edmond]

I actually like giving males anal sex.

Fixed!!

 

[Mey]

ROFLMAO!

SESSION GOWN!

(Its what the freshers shout around my halls?)

I've got mucho cider to start heading into!

CYA!

 

[Lamp]

its not a proper piss-up unless you're wearing womens underwear

err...no scrub that...thinking of something else...

 

[Cerb]

Laddey if your a beer monster then im the beer devil!

 

[- English -]

rwar just got home, got a date tomorrow with a girl ive been texting (who hasnt been out tonight) so i win. Just been to the local pubs at home ;p

 

[Nate]

Emoglish has another date!?! The world ends if you have 2 more!

 

[Laddey]

What a good night!!!!!!!!! The ultimate mess. 60 cans was fuck all. I drunk so much and im not rough, at all, in the slightest. nay. Im ard as fuck!

 

[- English -]

cans suck
bottles rox

 

[Laddey]

cans suck
bottles rox

Nothing alcoholic sucks, aslong as its over 4.2% its all good!

 

[Mey]

I was destroying the Cider bottles last night! Some amazingly nice ciders were drank and most were around 7.5% strong stuff tbh.

 

[Aoami]

i feel sick

 

[Laddey]

i feel sick

weak man, weak.

Its new years day, iam back on the mess already.Wooooooooooo

 

[Aoami]

im going to bed, just got home after a swift hair of the dog or 2 at spoons. got about an hours kip on my mates floor last night, feel fucking rough

 

[CorNokZ]

I'm totally destroyed.. I can't even focus

 

[Ati]

Ive got kebab on my face - whoops

 

[Olgaline]

Yesterday, 02:18 PM

What a good night!!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday, 02:41 PM

i feel sick

Yesterday, 02:51 PM

I'm totally destroyed..

sigh look at tho's times...
the youth of today really are weaker than we were!
bloody hell, when i was 18-25 we sure as hell didnt retire before the almighty sun rose up with avengence, and older sober people passed you in the streets...giving you that! look,

in fact reminds me of this old classic
YouTube - Sanji's 5 Levels of Drinking

 

[CorNokZ]

sigh look at tho's times...
the youth of today really are weaker than we were!
bloody hell, when i was 18-25 we sure as hell didnt retire before the almighty sun rose up with avengence, and older sober people passed you in the streets..

What makes you think I retired?

 

[Aoami]

i did i was fucked

 

[Laddey]

I don't retire. Oximus beerdrinker i be

 

[Morphius]

fucking chav.