News Laddey has a Punto

[cHodAX]

No not a small penis (he does have one of those as well though) but Fiat Punto! Just thought you all should know that he has a driving licence and wheels, insist on danger money for driving to work from now on!

 

[Laddey]

Hahaha she's a beast.40k miles 52 plate! Old women had her. I've broken her in now, with my un-punto!

 

[CorNokZ]

he has a Punto and a fit girl.. His life is complete now

 

[Aoami]

he has a fit girl

who?

 

[Chronictank]

who?

yarr

 

[Ezteq]

Hahaha she's a beast.40k miles 52 plate! Old women had her. I've broken her in now, with my un-punto!

you'd of thought if she was that old she'd already be broken in.

 

[Laddey]

you'd of thought if she was that old she'd already be broken in.

Haha touchewithasquiggleon

 

[Overdriven]

Laddey! I forgive you for living in Preston.. A guy on my floor lives in the next worst place... Banbury

 

[Everz]

Prestonlulscakes!

 

[Lethul]

I have a Mini Cooper! Is that gay?

 

[Laddey]

I have a Mini Cooper! Is that gay?

Girls car, soz.

 

[Ezteq]

I have a Mini Cooper! Is that gay?

the mens version is called the gary cooper...

ba dum tssh!

 

[kiliarien]

I have a Mini Cooper! Is that gay?

It saddens me to say it, but it makes you a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding, friend of Dorothy.

 

[cHodAX]

I have a Fiesta, does that make me a pornographer? Oh wait...

 

[Vasconcelos]

I have a Clio, what does it make me?

 

[cHodAX]

I have a Clio, what does it make me?

You know that thing, between a womans legs? Yep, the bit above the hole that looks a bit like half a prawn? That's you that is.

 

[CorNokZ]

You know that thing, between a womans legs? Yep, the bit above the hole that looks a bit like half a prawn? That's you that is.

He's a belly button?

 

[Bahumat]

WTF has Laddey been doing?

 

[cHodAX]

He's a belly button?

Why am I not suprised that you got the directions wrong, I bet you need satnav to find the clitoris.