Kylie

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Mr B

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If you don't like Kylie then seek medical attention, your "bloke" gland is malfunctioning and you will soon start doing the washing-up unprovoked and saying lines such as "hmmm, you know we could do with some more cushions".

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ShockingAlberto

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Well...If you need more cushions, then there's only one solution...get some more :)
 
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throdgrain

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i think it was about 82 actually tdc :)
mr B has hit the nail right on the head btw.its not needing more cushions... it's more being aware that cushions exsist...
 
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ShockingAlberto

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What, so you don't use cushions? or don't you know that you use cushions?
 
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Stazbumpa

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Kylie to me is a bit like a fine wine in that she has got better with age. When she was on PWL she got lumbered with all that shit that Pete Waterman comes up with and so as a result was crap. However, she has shown the intelligence and versatility that Madonna has got, and is constantly reinventing herself so as to always appear fresh.

On a personal note I think she is hotter than the fires of hell and I would shag her to death given slightly less than half a chance. Her sister is damn fine too, although the fake tits dont do anything for me.

Now a threesome with K and D would be just to good to handle.....

:)
 
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throdgrain

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perhaps you've been getting in touch with your feminine side too much my freind?
 
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old.D0LLySh33p

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Ooooer, this place needs more cushions and a nice fluffy sofa.
 
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Sar

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I bet they watch Changing Rooms, and that Laurence Toffy-Posh git is their hero.

:p
 
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ShockingAlberto

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I stopped watching changing rooms when they moved it from BBC2 10pm to prime time BBc1...:p

And yes, cushions are perfectly reasonable. Put it this way, if it's a question of a sore arse, or being called names because i like cushions, then i'll take the cushions :)
 
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Perplex

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Originally posted by Sar
I bet they watch Changing Rooms, and that Laurence Toffy-Posh git is their hero.

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Llelwyn Bowen or something, my (gf bought it) duvet cover is from his 'collection' :(
 
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Embattle

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Originally posted by Bodhi
I think I am the other person in the UK not attracted to Kylie. Danii on the other hand, is sex on legs.
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I prefer Danii :)
 
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old.Dr-Gonzo

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Originally posted by stazbumpa


Now a threesome with K and D would be just to good to handle.....

:)
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mmmm what a thought - although I think that I could think of a better way to die.



































on second thoughts - no i cant :)


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old.Dr-Gonzo

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kylie does not ming


someone must have poked you in the eyes with a hot poker when you were a child.

either that or raging nob rot has corrupted your brain :)
 
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bodhi

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She does ming tho.

She's about 4 foot 2, has a fairly ugly face and a fat arse. Man, show people a bit of cleavage and they automatically think you're the hottest thing ever.
 
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xenon2000

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Originally posted by Bodhi
She does ming tho.

She's about 4 foot 2, has a fairly ugly face and a fat arse. Man, show people a bit of cleavage and they automatically think you're the hottest thing ever.
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Eww, Bodhi; that is SO not true....

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Mellow-

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lol, sickening.

Kylie does not ming, I believe if you had the chance, you would in fact p0ke her.

Worth a squirt?
1) Yes?
2) No?

Being short is no bad thing though :)
 
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Sar

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She* is the thinking mans Totty.

Nuff said.

;)

I'd give her one**






*I cannot stress this enough: KYLIE, not that dragon in the picture above.
**Fk that I'd give her loads.
 
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xane

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Re Kylie outfits; preferably the one she wore in that video of the Barbarella airlock scene, the song title escapes me for the moment, but it was probably better with the sound off anyway :)

I like Kylie :)
 
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Sar

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Fk that.

She wears that white flappy blanket she had on in the "Can't get you out of my head" vid and my higher brain functions cease to operate.

Mainly cos all the blood in me brain has taken a sudden detour south...

:D
 
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old.Jayminator

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Those of us old enough to remember watching her on Neighbours and wanting to kick the shit out of Jason Donavon will always have a special place in our hearts for Kylie. Sure the kids may not understand, but what do they know anyway? You always get a few high-and-mighty, only-the-very-best-for-me forum posters coming along and slating any girl that gets a mention on a forum like this, just to make it look like they actually have a social life that allows them to fondle hoards of shallow supermodels.

Seriously, I guarantee that any woman mentioned on a public forum will get slated by a select few. That's because everyone has different tastes...
 
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