Kylie

[Cod]

http://www.agentprovocateur.com/site/movies/cinemaKylieBroad.html

Speaks for itself.

 

[L_Plates]

i have heard about that advert iy got banned didn't it ... if so i think it should be alowed back on to keep us men happy ... hmmm kylie

 

[ShockingAlberto]

Kylie can fuck off. She can't sing to save her life, and hasn't got anything going for her in the looks department.

 

[L_Plates]

Originally posted by ShockingAlberto
Kylie can fuck off. She can't sing to save her life, and hasn't got anything going for her in the looks department.

Are yuo gay bigears!!

 

[Skyler]

Kylie = uke:

 

[Perplex]

she's well past her use by/sell by date

 

[Deebs]

Right,

So, you out on town, Kylie out on town.

You both happen to get very drunk, and somehow manage to meet up.

She says, "Fancy coming to a hotel for a shag?"
You: "Sorry, no, your mutton"

I think not. Your little pecker would go all quivery like

 

[Summo]

What's 'out'? :/

 

[ShockingAlberto]

I would have told her where she can fuck off, and i would have informed her of how poor her singing is well before that point.

 

[xenon2000]

That ad was doing the rounds in an another thread last week, in .mpg format.
I think she's alright for her age; I wouldn't say no.

 

[xenon2000]

Originally posted by ShockingAlberto
I would have told her where she can fuck off, and i would have informed her of how poor her singing is well before that point.

MT, you're fooling no-one by using someone elses login details; please leave.

 

[Testin da Cable]

I'd give her a go

 

[Cod]

Ditto, haven't any of you seen her 'I can't get you out of my head' vid?

 

[Wij]

Kylie is sex

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by Wij
Kylie is sex

no, but she'd really like to be

 

[*Exor*]

She rawks!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd fuck her anyway :/

 

[Nighty-]

Kylie owns

 

[Perplex]

Originally posted by DBs
Right,

So, you out on town, Kylie out on town.

You both happen to get very drunk, and somehow manage to meet up.

She says, "Fancy coming to a hotel for a shag?"
You: "Sorry, no, your mutton"

I think not. Your little pecker would go all quivery like

Granted, I'd poke her for two reasons:

• 'Get your rocks off' factor - we all like to get laid
• 'Claim to fame' factor

Other than that, if she was some ordinary bird in a club, I might have a 2nd look, think "hmmmm, she's trying to be something she's not" and stroll onto the next bit o' crump

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Now, now me laddys. We can look at this dilemma with an objective eye methinks:

Cons:
1) She is a midget.
2) She isn't the brightest spark.
3) She can't sing.
4) She was famous in the 80's.
5) She is truly rough without the make-up.
6) She is probably a she-male in disguise.

Pros:
1) She has money.
2) She has a nice body.
3) She is a midget and therefore bj's only a quick 'dunk' away.
4) She is a celebrity.
5) She certainly knows what to wear to make her look good.
6) She has a sister who ain't half bad either.

However the fact of the matter is, if you can pull Kylie, you are already touching the 'celebrity' range. Hence, if you can pull that sort of fine woman, why oh why would you choose Kylie instead of say, Kate Beckinsale or Jennifer Love Hewitt? Or, for those who want to be true purists and say Kylie is a 'singer celebrity', why not Rachel from SC7 or Britney Spears?

 

[L_Plates]

you say she is probably a shemale in disguise and then u say she has a nice body !

hmmm im worried about yeh m8..

 

[throdgrain]

kylie is sex on legs for grown ups.without being an old slapper.
funny thing is when she was young she was shit.mad really innit?

 

[Cod]

What about the hot pants in the 'Spinning around' vid? Come on.

 

[Nighty-]

Mmm

 

[L_Plates]

Hmmm .. that explains it!

 

[xenon2000]

Originally posted by Cod
What about the hot pants in the 'Spinning around' vid? Come on.

I prefer the cut-up hooded bedsheet thing from "Can't get you out of my head"

 

[bodhi]

I think I am the other person in the UK not attracted to Kylie. Danii on the other hand, is sex on legs.

 

[Wij]

Plazzy tits

 

[bodhi]

Doesn't stop Britney from being the sexiest thing ever.

 

[throdgrain]

cod i said when she was YOUNG. that means in neighbours and singing bloody i should be so lucky etc.
god you youngsters lol.you think the world started rotating in 1990

 

[Testin da Cable]

uh, that would be 1975 mate