kitten update - 10 days - eyes open

[xane]

"Becks" (provisional name)

"WTF is that wierd dude with the camera ?"

Starting to sleep like a kitty

"Weird dude looking at us again"

My entry for "cutest kitten picture" 2002 - this is "Bob".

The whole gang

Mummy and the gang

 

[bodhi]

I'm still trying to figure out why you think anyone gives a fuck how your kittens are doing.



Oh and Becks? Oh puh-lease.

 

[wolfeeh]

bcos

most ppl don't have their latent "i'm a wanker 24/7" gene active.

the kittens are teh cute.

n1 cama.

 

[FatBusinessman]

<badtaste>

We'll feast like KINGS tonight!

</badtaste>

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Bodhi
I'm still trying to figure out why you think anyone gives a fuck how your kittens are doing.



Oh and Becks? Oh puh-lease.

So a kitten-hater AND an England-hater.

 

[Summo]

Awwwww.... bless 'em.

 

[Nighty-]

Kittens are wicked! Just wait till they rip up your house!

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by camazotz


So a kitten-hater AND an England-hater.

An impressively illogical deduction there Holmes. Just cos I don't really want to see multiple pictures of your kitten every 5 days (I've seen kittens before, I know they're cute) doesn't mean I hate kittens. And as for the England hater part,ignoring the fact that I live in Stoke out of my own free will, I'm not sure how finding "Becks" a fucking stupid name for a cat means I hate England.

 

[wolfeeh]

i find it interesting that...

... your avatar is a muppet

i mean how fucking appropriate is that?

 

[Summo]

Godammit, Bodhi what's wrong with you? The thread's called "kitten update - 10 days - eyes open" and its pretty clear what's gonna be in it. Most peeps here are interested. It brings a much-needed fluffiness.

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Bodhi
An impressively illogical deduction there Holmes. Just cos I don't really want to see multiple pictures of your kitten every 5 days (I've seen kittens before, I know they're cute) doesn't mean I hate kittens.

Here's a tip - when you see a post by me with the word "kitten" in the title then don't fucking open it, and don't waste your precious time with a comment either, Sherlock.

 

[caLLous]

He could have called it Becks because it likes the occasional beer... or something...

 

[FatBusinessman]

/me waits patiently for Bodhi to bring AIDS into the conversation...

 

[wolfeeh]

heh.

pld cama

i still reckon i pwned him better tho

i mean the cuteness... awwwwwww mun. i want one :/

my mate's got a new ickly kitten, it's 6 weeks old... all black with white paws. it r teh cutey.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Nyyyyyyyyyyyer!








































































































































(Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! )

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by camazotz


Here's a tip - when you see a post by me with the word "kitten" in the title then don't fucking open it, and don't waste your precious time with a comment either, Sherlock.

It's quite hard to resist the temptation whilst you continue to be self-important enough to assume your kittens are important enough to start a topic every five days with numerous pictures of the same cats. First topic I can handle, the second one five days later is going a bit far but another one another five days later is just taking the piss.

Wolfeh - the avatar was part of a private joke with one or two other forum regulars involving one of those "Which muppet are you" questionaires.

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Bodhi
It's quite hard to resist the temptation whilst you continue to be self-important enough to assume your kittens are important enough to start a topic every five days with numerous pictures of the same cats. First topic I can handle, the second one five days later is going a bit far but another one another five days later is just taking the piss

Would every three days be better ? I could push for every other day if you really want but often mummy cat doesn't like me posing her little babies.

 

[Summo]

 

[Damini]

Bodhi you big stinking meanie

*Tries to knock Bodhi off his high horse with her fluffle stick*




I personally love seeing the cat pictures. Maybe the fact that I ovulate and can think of at least one good thing to do with Keanu Reeves that doesn't involve homicide (and certainly doesn't involve casting him in a film) plays a part, but it makes me grin alot. And there are, I can state with infinate vetenairy made up words, the three stages of awwww that all kittens develop through. Theres the "still covered with cat mucus" stage one. Then the "Cat saliva has replaced cat mucus" stage two. And then theres "I can see their eyes!" stage three. All three are equally relevent, and equal forum time much be dedicated to all. Or else I pout and demand updates anyway.

I see the name Bob was chosen. Good call Cama

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by Damini
Bodhi you big stinking meanie

*Tries to knock Bodhi off his high horse with her fluffle stick*

Someone needs to stop you all from becoming a bunch of tree-hugging hippies

 

[Damini]

Go and wrap some barbed wire around the sycamore then, and leave us to look at the ickle fluffy faces

 

[wolfeeh]

what's that...

... muppet's name anyway?

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Bodhi
Someone needs to stop you all from becoming a bunch of tree-hugging hippies

TBH Bodhi, I know you like to live life dangerously, but nasty kitten comments on this forum are pushing your luck, you'd be safer going into the nearest Irish pub eating a plate of paella and singing "'Viva Y Espania".

 

[xane]

Re: what's that...

Originally posted by Wolfeeh
... muppet's name anyway?

Fozzie Bear.

 

[Xtro]

Fozzy Bear IIRC.

EDIT: cama beat me to it - doh!

 

[*Kornholio*]

ignore Bodhi, he's just a frustrated little boy...

 

[wolfeeh]

what,

sexually frustrated?

 

[granny]

Originally posted by Kornholio[UC_UK]
ignore Bodhi, he's just a frustrated little boy...

I have been doing so for a LONG time now, I still don't understand why anyone still pays him any attention

 

[Summo]

Heeeeeyyy! Leave the man alone!

me--><--Bods

Send him a kitten, Cama.

 

[Mellow-]

Originally posted by SomeGuy
Heeeeeyyy! Leave the man alone!

me--><--Bods

Send him a kitten, Cama.

How you can defend someone who spends so long being negative (constant bitching to be blunt) about everything. Is beyond me.