Kill Essex thread

[Lamp]

Looks like google fkin translator to me!

Nope. GCSE French I'm afraid.

 

[Bugz]

Nope. GCSE French I'm afraid.

Well from a direct english -> french translation they look fine but the French are twits and do things awkwardly! :x

 

[Bahumat]

I am from essex, also Lenore/a so thats about 10 of us.

Come bring yo asses daaan our town and we'll shank ya!

In all honesty, if you wipe out essex, the Off Topic section would die...*blows the essex trumpet...wait, that sounds gay...oh bollocks it*

p.s. I have a leg with pockets like robocop, except im made of tinfoil

 

[Elkie]

Your nicked mates

 

[Lamp]

DING ! Just got my title change BTW )

 

[Overdriven]

Congrats :O

 

[BloodOmen]

Get rid of the pos

 

[Himse]

grattis!

 

[Jeros]

Chav fuckers swarm the highstreet in colchester and come into my work to order food :<

Chav: "ya alright mate, ya i wanna bacon double cheeseburger ya? and i want fries....and a fucking strawberry shake ya? JOE!....JOE!....fucking....JOE!"
(Chav friend replies from the doorway on the other side of the resturant)
Chav: "What do you want bacon burger? JOE!".......ya give us one of them burgers too ya?"
Me: *Blink* er sorry i dont speak ****

My mate came up with that line

And the Chavettes! dont get me started on Chavettes!

 

[Himse]

Chav fuckers swarm the highstreet in colchester and come into my work to order food :<

Chav: "ya alright mate, ya i wanna bacon double cheeseburger ya? and i want fries....and a fucking strawberry shake ya? JOE!....JOE!....fucking....JOE!"
(Chav friend replies from the doorway on the other side of the resturant)
Chav: "What do you want bacon burger? JOE!".......ya give us one of them burgers too ya?"
Me: *Blink* er sorry i dont speak ****

My mate came up with that line

And the Chavettes! dont get me started on Chavettes!

You work in Burger King? :O

 

[old.Tohtori]

DING ! Just got my title change BTW )

You should get a custom title of the first title just for that boasting

 

[Jeros]

You work in Burger King? :O

possibleh