Kill Essex thread

[Lamp]

What should we do with Essex ?

 

[ilaya]

to be fair.. he hasnt released any new albums recently that i know of so leave the guy alone.

 

[cHodAX]

Nuke it, 5 million *bling* gold chains go up in smoke!

 

[CorNokZ]

There are places I would much rather destroy than Essex..

But SINCE it IS a poll, I better answer! Sever it from the mainland, push it over to France. They can have it!

ps: Multi-choice poll ftw! ALL OF THEM!!!

 

[Shadowss]

OI!!! DONT DISS ESSEX AIGHT!?!?
Essex is the roxor!

:england::england:

 

[Himse]

Essex :< Me Vlad, Natem8r Dudley52 uron Elkie etc all from essex :O


Cant kill us You'd miss us.

 

[cHodAX]

Essex :< Me Vlad, Natem8r Dudley52 uron Elkie etc all from essex :O


Cant kill us You'd miss us.

Yep, like I would miss a great big itchy oozing haemorrhoid haging from my arsehole!

 

[Gamah]

Chod, all of your posts cause my mild OCD to flare up causing me to read your sentences 10 times ARG STOP IT!

 

[Dudley52]

Ok,

Some parts aren't as bad. But Southend and Basildon is full of C**ts so I would have to let them go.

 

[Vladamir]

How about you just suck my cock Lamp

 

[Dudley52]

How about you just suck my cock Lamp

So you actually like Southend then?!

 

[Himse]

So you actually like Southend then?!

Southend isn't that bad, Basildon is zz tho :\

 

[Everz]

nuke the *****

 

[Jeros]

Dont nuke Colchester i keep all my stuff there :<

 

[Nate]

Everything in Colchester is mine Jeros, you belong to me!

 

[Himse]

nuke the *****

ungrateful little ****!

 

[Shadowss]

U From Colchester Nate And Jeros ?!?!

 

[Nate]

U From Colchester Nate And Jeros ?!?!

what gave you that impression? :/

 

[Dukat]

Me Vlad, Natem8r Dudley52 uron Elkie etc all from essex :O

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHaAHA!!!!

(deep breaths)

AHAHAHAHAAaHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHaHHaha!!!

THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

 

[Nate]

u fink u no but u dnt no innit e dnt no e finks e dus we no but u dnt no.

 

[Himse]

dukat iz lyk wel fukin gay init Nate m8, we shud blut him up blud.

 

[Ctuchik]

dukat iz lyk wel fukin gay init Nate m8, we shud blut him up blud.

isnt that scottish?

i keep picturing willie from simpsons be fit to say something like this xD

 

[Himse]

isnt that scottish?

i keep picturing willie from simpsons be fit to say something like this xD

LOL! no its chavlanguage :<

 

[Overdriven]

Sever it from the mainland, let it float towards Chernobyl.
Make Essex a separate country for all illegal immigrants.


;D

 

[Lamp]

How about you just suck my cock Lamp

I'd have to get an electron microscope to find it first

 

[uron]

essex is the same as rest of GB, its just unlucky that hoards of chavs decided its a nice place to get a council flat and have 15 kids, basildon or tilbury are the worst places, certain parts of southend are actually quite nice (thorpe bay )

 

[Ctuchik]

LOL! no its chavlanguage :<

oooh..........





theres a diffrence?

 

[Lamp]

Well so far, it looks like the Frenchies will get it. What would they call it ?

Le cote de chav ? (The Coast of Chavs)
L'Essex ? (The Essex)
La pays du merde ? (The Country of Shit)
Le terre du prostituees (The Land of Slags)

(Anyone fluent in French feel free to correct )

 

[cHodAX]

Well so far, it looks like the Frenchies will get it. What would they call it ?

Le cote de chav ? (The Coast of Chavs)
L'Essex ? (The Essex)
La pays du merde ? (The Country of Shit)
Le terre du prostituees (The Land of Slags)

(Anyone fluent in French feel free to correct )

Chav'pain?

 

[Bugz]

Well so far, it looks like the Frenchies will get it. What would they call it ?

Le cote de chav ? (The Coast of Chavs)
L'Essex ? (The Essex)
La pays du merde ? (The Country of Shit)
Le terre du prostituees (The Land of Slags)

(Anyone fluent in French feel free to correct )

Looks like google fkin translator to me!