Kids these days...

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old.PCG79

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Originally posted by FuROf knight
If you want to see bad schools just go to a london local comprehensive, thank god i didn't have to go to one

hint on my school.... RICHEST SCHOOL IN BRITAIN, not eton

Christ you dont know how lucky you are. I happen to go to one of those london comprehensives.. 30% A*-C . FS.
What school you go to then?

I'd show you my school - but i still go there..

*me looks around uneasily*
*me backs into a shadow*

:)
 
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Will

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Damn, bunch of public school boys in here. I feel rather under-dressed.
 
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Furr

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we dont get striped blazers , we have a 450 year old uniform that's different
 
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Munkey-

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is that that gay school that wears those gowns and is marched into the canteen?


*snigger*
 
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Furr

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wait how did you......
erm , no , mines , erm the one next to it , yeah thats it
*runs*
 
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Munkey-

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...........................and they ahve a marching band who wear leapord skins who lead the students in?????....................................and they called me a gay posh git
 
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Furr

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Okish results

Well our school was the first schools band ever from britain to have player at the American Rose Bowl.

And Im not a posh git
 
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Furr

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the school just never got round to changing its uniform from the 16th century thats all. gosh.school

Also this blokes a complete w&nker,

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Before him the old traditions such as beating up first years, first years not being allowed to have house bread or butter, dorm raids, fights between horsham skin heads and CH pupils, locking juniors in the school morgue for a night, and the traditional smashing up of school on last night were cool, now if they do any he calls the police, or expels the pupil
 
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Will

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Originally posted by FuROf knight
...locking juniors in the school morgue for a night...
Can I just ask why your school has a morgue?
 
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old.PCG79

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Its called Christ's Hospital - theres me thinkin it was a school
 
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Furr

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Because it was moved from london, all the disease infested londeners in Ye Olde days would die from time to time, E.g out breaks of diseases so the *now* rarely used morgue is left over. underneath the 450 person capacity informary.

It is a school just a very old school, 450 years.
 
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Munkey-

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i concur. why can we no longer steal the first years uniforms and stuff when they go swimming?? why can we no longer barge in front of the little gits???????? why must they be allowed in the 6th form building??? oh the humanity
 
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old.Kez

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I'm more concerned about the allegation that someone as mind-numbingly thick, annoying and quite possibly unable to spell their own name goes to the richest school in England (Britain?) ...

My grammar is out there, sue me, brutalise me, mormons.
 
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Furr

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Well on Tuesday i get to meet the Duke of Gloucester, YAY. Three schools each 450 years old CH, Bridewell and St Thomas are all marching through London to St pauls for a service. then afterwards the upper sixth or in posh school language *Grecians* stay afterwards to have lunch in the Guildhall. While everyone else goes back to their various schools, its going to be great. (only because it means no lessons)

So my tale for this year will have been
St Mathews day, march through London from canon street station to St pauls (most boring service ever...) then march to guildhall for a *chef in a box* and 50p from Lord mayor of London. Then march back to canon street station.

March past, to honour the mayor of London.

And CH command inspection, Head of Nato came to inspect our Cadet force and tanks, Yes We have tanks.... never seen snipers before it was quite scary.

So if you want to have a laugh go to the guildhall on Tuesday and you will probably see some CH pupils in their 'bluecoats' run off to have a Fag. Its hilarious to watch, 20 people hiding while satifying their nicotine craving.
 
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Munkey-

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YOU GITS!!!!!! I WANTED TO SEE THE BLOODY SNIPERS!!!!!!!!! tanks are boring compared to a chinook and its GPMG or a flight to spain in a herc......*sigh* i hate church services. deacon of chester is the most boring git in the world *drone drone drone drone drone* zzzzzzzzzz *awaken* *russle russle* *chomp chomp* zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

for about 2 hours. but snipers...........i love snipers
 
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Munkey-

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Originally posted by Kez
I'm more concerned about the allegation that someone as mind-numbingly thick, annoying and quite possibly unable to spell their own name goes to the richest school in England (Britain?) ...

My grammar is out there, sue me, brutalise me, mormons.


who that directed at?
 
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Furr

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well there is a RAF base near us, must be cause cause every 2-3 weeks we get the odd or little group of helicoter flying over us, Mainly they are gazelles, but you do get the odd group of three chinooks, which are pissing off as there fucking loud. and never fail to wake me up when naping.
 
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Munkey-

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you dont want to be standing under one of these when it hovers......you'll look at the sky on the flat of your back pinned
 
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old.Hell Risen

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whoever calls their teacher names good on u keep up the good work
 
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old.Hell Risen

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nxt step throw stuff at teachers books pens rubbers anything just do it
 

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