Keith Richards

[ilaya]

well its an easy mistake to make, he asked his dealer for some Coke and got some Pop instead..

BOOM TISH!

 

[Congax]

what?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hey guys, Ilaya went to a store the other day and asked the cashier for "Teh Funny", the guy behind the counter said come back tomorrow and we'll have your "Teh Funny".

The next day, Ilaya went in again: Do you have "Teh Funny"?
The guy looked behind the counter and went: Nope, not yet. Come back tomorrow and we'll have "Teh Funny" for you.

And next day Ilaya went in again, looked at the guy and asked: So, is "Teh Funny" here yet?
The guy looked back, clicked his tongue and went: Nope, sorry...really sorry. But come back tomorrow and i'm SURE we'll have "Teh Funny" for you!

The next day came, and the next, and the next. Always the same thing. Ilaya asked if "Teh Funny" was there, and the guy said to come back tomorrow.

This joke has no punchline, since they don't have "Teh Funny" for Ilaya yet.

 

[georgie]

what?

http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2007-04-04/celeb/2

 

[ilaya]

glad someone knows what i mean.. jeez.. thought i dreamt it for a bit there :-p

 

[Angrist]

Keith is just about as Rock 'n Roll as it gets, the man is a legend!

found a funny interview with him and Hunter S Thompson as the journalist, does'nt make much sense, but rather amusing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV5OyJmtnaM

 

[Ezteq]

omg then it is true, there really is nothing he wont snort rofl


and once i read the article the joke made perfect sense and is funny lol, but before i read the article it was a bit surreal.

 

[georgie]

Apparently he was joking.

http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2007-04-05/celeb/2

 

[Thadius]

Hey guys, Ilaya went to a store the other day and asked the cashier for "Teh Funny", the guy behind the counter said come back tomorrow and we'll have your "Teh Funny".

The next day, Ilaya went in again: Do you have "Teh Funny"?
The guy looked behind the counter and went: Nope, not yet. Come back tomorrow and we'll have "Teh Funny" for you.

And next day Ilaya went in again, looked at the guy and asked: So, is "Teh Funny" here yet?
The guy looked back, clicked his tongue and went: Nope, sorry...really sorry. But come back tomorrow and i'm SURE we'll have "Teh Funny" for you!

The next day came, and the next, and the next. Always the same thing. Ilaya asked if "Teh Funny" was there, and the guy said to come back tomorrow.

This joke has no punchline, since they don't have "Teh Funny" for Ilaya yet.

:worthy:

 

[Lamp]

The thing I found funny is when he said - something along the lines (no pun intended) of - if my dad knew he wouldn't give a shit

lol
pair of nutters

 

[Overdriven]

Got it right away =D