Keeping a hamburger on my bedside table

fettoken

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Bought a few cheap burgers at Max yesterday. Can't remember why, how, or when. But when i woke up, i instantly spotted a tasty hamburger lying there. Took a few bites, slept an hour, and at the rest of it.

Everyone should try this, its like the best thing ever :lol:

edit: At least since bacon and eggs, but that takes some effort to make...
 

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Yeah, I love it to when drunk crispy buys chocolate milk and doesnt eat the whole burger so hungover-still-a-little-drunk crispy can get some grab in his stomach! I really love that guy! And fuck all you haters who says he abuses people :D
 

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best food ever is takeaway thats been lying around all night rotting slightly, soooooooo gooood for a hangover cure :p
 

Olgaline

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burgers, pizza, chinese, sandwiches, pasta's it's all good...

old sharwama's ? nooo thx.
 

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Bought a few cheap burgers at Max yesterday. Can't remember why, how, or when. But when i woke up, i instantly spotted a tasty hamburger lying there. Took a few bites, slept an hour, and at the rest of it.

Everyone should try this, its like the best thing ever :lol:

edit: At least since bacon and eggs, but that takes some effort to make...

My friend always does that after a night out, buys 2 Maxmåls and puts one in the fridge when he gets home (eating the other one ofc). Then micro's it when he wakes up :)

Sadly i moved to a useless city without any mAx since, so I haven't adopted it since burgers are useless at McD and BK :(
 

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Reminds me, Huntingtons told me a pretty funny story about one of his mates who had bought two shawarmas and passed out on his kitchen floor with 1 shawarma in one hand and 1/2 in the other. Makes for a nice breakfast that you dont even have to reach for :D
 

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Reminds me, Huntingtons told me a pretty funny story about one of his mates who had bought two shawarmas and passed out on his kitchen floor with 1 shawarma in one hand and 1/2 in the other. Makes for a nice breakfast that you dont even have to reach for :D

Priceless when waking up :lol:
 

Ormorof

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bad idea tho is putting a glass of water next to your bed and then 3 weeks later after a heavy night waking up thinking ooooh water oh my days its foul :(
 

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Water, fresh fish, IQ tests(etc brainthingies) and in dire straits a painkiller takes away all hangover for good.

Fast food? Cold fast food? Hell no.

bad idea tho is putting a glass of water next to your bed and then 3 weeks later after a heavy night waking up thinking ooooh water oh my days its foul :(

Good way to catch nasty stalewater diseases too :D
 

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Water, fresh fish, IQ tests(etc brainthingies) and in dire straits a painkiller takes away all hangover for good.

Fast food? Cold fast food? Hell no.



Good way to catch nasty stalewater diseases too :D

yeah and considering the state of my room i would probably be the cause of the black death returning to the UK :S
 

fettoken

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For the record, the burger was wrapped in, and completely untouched. One shouldn't eat food that has been lying around for more than 2 hours in the open.
 

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over christmas i found 2 sausages in my microwave that had been there for over a week, i had put them in there and forgot about them













They were a bit chewy, but with a bit of red sauce they weren't bad
 

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over christmas i found 2 sausages in my microwave that had been there for over a week, i had put them in there and forgot about them













They were a bit chewy, but with a bit of red sauce they gave bad diarrhoea

Fixed it for you mate.. Thank me later
 

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best leftovers has got to be curry for breakfast (hot or cold, doesn't matter)

*DROOL....*
 

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how could you do that???


i practically inhale the things and as for keeping one longer than the time it takes to consume one its a physical impossibility...i love cold pizza for breakfast but i'm buggered if i can manage to stop myself eating it long enough for it to even cool down :(


and don't say "buy a really big pizza" because that doesn't work either, i tried it once and ate the whole damn thing.


i couldn't believe it.
 

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