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old.job

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I'm organising a keep raid for Hib on Friday, so to make sure it all goes smoothly here are some rules

1: As many cg's as possible to minimise chances of any organisation whatsoever.
2: Please spam as much as possible the cg with the usual, your gimped, I'm uber arguments so as to drown out any commands which may help the effort.
3: On no account gather together in grp more than 4 , as soon as you have 4 peeps run off to keep to take on 10 guards and 30 Albs.
4: Leave all ram part carriers to their own devices and speed off to central keep(see rule 3).
5: When pulling guards speed up the process by pulling them all at once, 1 guard to 2 players is a good ratio.

If we stick to these simple rules we can ensure a succesful raid.

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Starkill

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Some excellent points, very well presented. I like the fact that a kick off tiime has been omitted as you wouldn't want to confuse things .

SHould you feel that one is necessary I find it best to omit defining which time zone you are referring to. To say 7.30pm GMT means everyone will be there at the same time thus creating a bigger headache for the organiser. Much easier to say 7.30pm then people will turn up in more manageable groups :D .

I am rushing off now to create a new alt on Gorre to try and assist you in your endeavours, I hope this will help. :cool:
 
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old.job

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Thankyou Starkill, your utterly useless offer of assistance is appreciated, if more people follow your example, we might get some real organised ineptitude going down in Thid.
 
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old.Krogar_Thane

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those are interesting and modern...

...new ideas there old.job.

personally i favour one big cg, incorporating 25 or more middies.
i have attempted to lay down some rules from my own hard won experience.

1. if the cg owner and raid leader asks you not to spam the cg with anything but enemy sightings and ram/troop orders WHAT HE REALLY MEANS IS spam the cg with anything, tell us when your pizza is arriving and ask for rezz 10 times without telling us your location.

2. if the raid has been decided upon, and the leader nominated, elected or voted himself in because he organised the rams.......when he says, "ok guys, the rams are almost here, 5 minutes tops, lets gather up at mtk in preparation" WHAT HE REALLY MEANS IS lets all charge the keep in groups of 3, and also lets spam the cg with "where are those fucking rams you lamer" "where rams?" "where ramz?" "rams?"

3. once the raid is begun and some1 shouts GUARD POP, or ALBS/HIBS behind us, ALL get off the doors and attack them! WHAT HE REALLY MEANS IS some of you have selective hearing, stay on the doors if you feel like it, especially if you are heavily wounded, then cry for rezz 10 times when the healer who was helping out answered the call to fight off the albs.

4. give the ram parts to people you have never heard of, met before, or will ever see again.....................this will ensure that one or two of them will log (because dad said internet time is over) without telling any1 so the other ram parts are useless.

with some or all of these rules in place, you are destined to become a legendary raid leader.

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allnewdave

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You forgot the rule about building the ram 10 feet from the doors....... Which reminds me of a time someone tried a keep raid with a balista.. very funny........
 
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old.Charonel

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Originally posted by anaphylaxis
You forgot the rule about building the ram 10 feet from the doors....... Which reminds me of a time someone tried a keep raid with a balista.. very funny........

hehe mag mell is a better location, that way we can also manage to inspire the lower lvl's who will be coming to thid soon, because when they see our vast organisational skills they will be in awe, and go: "gasp!" whille laughing a lot :)
 

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