Fitness Kate topless

[Bigmac]

Am I the only one who couldn't care less? (Well care enough to make a post)

 

[cHodAX]

I'd fuck her silly, I don't need blurry long shots to know that. Her and her sister in a remote cottage for the week. Yes please, I'd probably lose a finger for it tbh.

You'll be needing your fingers mate, they are your biggest appendage!

 

[cHodAX]

Drunken kissing

Oh dear, I just made a mess.

 

[Wij]

Do you think they used to practice kissing with each other when they were younger?

 

[cHodAX]

Yes I had a good long hard think about it.

 

[Utini]

Ungrateful barstewards. She is more than aware that anywhere outside a sealed room paparazzi will be. She's given you sight of her norks before they're ravaged by time and haute cuisine. Thanks Kate.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Am I the only one who couldn't care less? (Well care enough to make a post)

My computer and her many programs woudn't allow me to open the site, so i don't care either because my lady says so

 

[Job]

Skinny people look better with their clothes on.

 

[old.Tohtori]

How can that dress stay up? It's like a wizards sleeve on a twinkie.

 

[Utini]

How can that dress stay up? It's like a wizards sleeve on a twinkie.

I have an answer but it's pre-watershed so I can't post it.

 

[Lamp]

Pff. Storm in a C cup

 

[cHodAX]

How can that dress stay up? It's like a wizards sleeve on a twinkie.

Twinkie's are full of cream too!

 

[old.user4556]

http://www.katemiddletontopless.co.uk/

 

[Gwadien]

Proper sniper lens.

 

[Mey]

Why the fuck do some foreign country gossip readers care about our royal family?

 

[cHodAX]

Why the fuck do some foreign country gossip readers care about our royal family?

Newspaper sales, the wedding was broadcast live in a silly amount of countries.

 

[old.user4556]

Proper sniper lens.

 

[old.user4556]

Proper sniper lens.

Or maybe:

 

[old.user4556]

Or even:

(Canon 5200mm)

 

[Wazzerphuk]

5200mm, lol

 

[Corran]

Pictures are so shit and grainy if you just showed them to someone that didnt know it was her they would probably have no idea anyways. Who gives a fuck. lol

 

[old.user4556]

Canon EF 600mm f/4? Must be a fantastic stalker lens.

 

[BloodOmen]

You'd think they would have noticed!

 

[Lamp]

Pff. The Americans have satellites in space that can read the print on your newspaper. Thats a zoom lens.

 

[Raven]

Well, we have all seen them now. She may as well go right ahead and do some porn...with her sister.

 

[old.user4556]

Pff. The Americans have satellites in space that can read the print on your newspaper. Thats a zoom lens.

Telephoto darling, zoom does not infer a long focal length.

/nerd

 

[caLLous]

Super telephoto if you're splitting hairs and talking about 400mm (iirc) and up.

While we're on the subject...

...would make a fantastic all-round stalker lens. With that built-in extender for added flexibility.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Surely the definitive stalker lens should leave one hand free?

 

[caLLous]

The monopod is your friend.

 

[rynnor]

The Royals just need to shrug this one off - its a little like King Canute trying to hold back the tide* trying to block these pictures in the Internet age?




* Yes I know about what Canute really did