Kanye West rant

[Overdriven]

I went to Alton Towers, threw up on a side road, blacked out on my bed and got hit in the face by my own bass guitar

 

[pcg79]

Rap = shit.

 

[TdC]

I went to see Wolverine: Origins with my best mate. And then had an awesome chat

 

[Fweddy]

I went to the charity stables I do volunteer work at and saw a horse bite a girl on the arse.

 

[TdC]

zomghawt!

 

[TdC]

err...wait did I just say that? o0

 

[Wij]

spamm0r !

 

[Trem]

I taped up my ankle weights today, they have been rubbing holes in my jeans, I used grey gaffer tape. I then hoovered up and dusted. I then poked (with my finger) the stupid plants my wife is trying to grow, it didn't kill them

 

[Overdriven]

I woke up, with the sound of something in my room falling apart. Luckily it was just my mate throiwing his old xbox at my door.

 

[Wonk]

I threw my old xbox at some assholes door this morning.

 

[Trem]

I threw my asshole at an Xbox this morning.

 

[TdC]

I'm going to get a sandwich

 

[Wij]

I was about to go for a poo but I've decided to clench and re-bake instead.

 

[Uara]

I am about to go home and get ready before getting drunk in Bath tonight (no not in the Bath as thats a bit depressing)

 

[TdC]

I'm driving home in a few minutes. from the looks of things weatherwise I may even be having the heater in the car on

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Today I went to work, but I did manage to watch two 5-a-side games in that time too. Next week I'll be playing again.

Had a fairly unsuccessful poo again, antibiotics have been troubling me in the poo department for the last week now... only one more week to go.