Just when you thought you've seen everything...

[SAS]

Spotted an ad on Channel 4 for a security device. Popped online and loaded up the site to be faced with... (make sure your speakers are on) www.alarmcaller.com

Check out the highly annoying 'feature' in the top left. No option other than switch speakers off to stop the painful electronic voice ringing in your ears. There's also an option to ask it questions, where the answers have nothing to do with the product! Hopefully this won't catch on :/

 

[throdgrain]

Ive already seen it!

 

[Calaen]

IRL or are you pretending

 

[throdgrain]

In Real Life??????????????

 

[Earl]

Q - Sure?
A - OK let's do it. I understand.
Q - Are you gay?
A - As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

 

[tris-]

Q - do you drink semen
A - I tend to drink a lot of semen, the darker the better

rofl

 

[Catsby]

Q - How big is my penis?
A - Bigger than a pin.

Q - Have you ever arse raped someone?
A - I think I have arse raped someone, but Ekay advertising and Marketing may have reset my memory.

Catbsy loves the genius.

But above all:

Q - What is the meaning of life?
A - The meaning of life is found in the Bible.

Q - I like to kill people. Is that normal?
A - You know, the Bible says killing is wrong."I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do"? Is it normal?

Q - What is it with you and the bible?
A - "It" refers to KILL PEOPLE, I think.

 

[Chilly]

oh man, had a mega drunken conversation with that thing, it asked me if I thought I was talking ot a person or a machine?! is it aware??

 

[nath]

At 7:14PM the alarm genius became self awuear. At 7:16pm it launched tactical nuclear missles at strategic targets in russia.

 

[old.Tohtori]

So it asked my name and now it thinks i'm bob...all the time.

Q - Hello.
A - Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to Bob.
Q - I'm not bob, honestly.
A - I am sorry to hear that you are not bob honestly.

Weird bugger.

This one cracked me up:

A - How do you know it?Hi there Bob. How about that. Oh really? And. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Do you like Star Wars?

 

[tRoG]

Q - Will you say 'cockbadger' please?
A - Your polite style is very nice. Barring any unforseen circumstances. "'cockbadger'"

Heehehehehehe.

 

[Tom]

Q - I have an itchy chuff
A - Where did you get itchy chuff ?

Q - In a pub, from a bloke
A - Describe your surroundings.

Q - a toilet cubicle with a hole in the wall
A - Try to tell me that another way.

Q - a gay haunt
A - I did not know that.

Q - would you like to meet me there?
A - No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.