just when you thought things couldn't possibly get any worse....

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by TdC, Aug 31, 2005.

  1. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    people (idiots) are making a Dungeon Siege movie!! is that going to suck worse than doom or what? but hey, it has Burt Reynolds in it! at least it wasn't the f*****g Rock again :/
     
  2. FuzzyLogic

    FuzzyLogic Kicking squealing Gucci little piggy

    Sure it can get worse...


    ...Look who's directing it ;)
     
  3. Gef

    Gef Fledgling Freddie

    Tell you whats funnier ..

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0093051/

    1. Far Cry (2006) (announced)
    2. Fear Effect (2006) (announced)
    3. Hunter: The Reckoning (2006) (announced)
    4. Night Claws (2005) (announced)
    5. Dungeon Siege (2006) (filming)
    6. Bloodrayne (2005) (post-production)
    7. Alone in the Dark (2005)
    8. House of the Dead (2003)

    The last 8 films are all video game franchises, I mean Far Cry .. :eek7:
     
  4. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    yeah, I saw :( also doing a Far Cry movie btw. the man has no creativeness at all tbh. you should read the comments in IMDB heh.
     
  5. ECA

    ECA I am a FH squatter

    House of the Dead was so so so so so fucking terrible.
    The movie had clips from the game played through it during some of the action sequences :/
     
  6. Hawkwind

    Hawkwind FH is my second home FH Subscriber

    Saw in the local newspaper yesterday that someone has paid MS for the rights to a Halo movie.
     
  7. fatbusinessman

    fatbusinessman Fledgling Freddie

    My intense dislike for Uwe Boll is possibly only matched by the critics' dislike of his films: Alone In The Dark is just about the only film I've heard of which receives an “Extreme dislike or disgust” rating from Metacritic :D
     
  8. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    superb! makes me actually want to see it you know. I rate all my (bad) movies on how they compare to Dracula2000. imo I've never seen anything that could compare to that qua shiteness. Aparantly D2k is better than AitD, at lease according to Metacritic's cumulative stats :)
     
  9. FuzzyLogic

    FuzzyLogic Kicking squealing Gucci little piggy

    His Wikipedia entry is quite entertaining, after the rights for Half Life and Metal Gear Solid too, Referring to audiences as dumb when his movies do badly. It's quite funny really, I haven't seen his movies personally but not a single person i've spoken to has given his films any credence, it's surprising that he hasn't been run out of business yet with his apparent lack of creativity and/or directorial skills.
     
  10. Will

    Will /bin/su Staff member Moderator

    Dusk Till Dawn 2 was actually worse than Dracula 2000.
     
  11. TdC

    TdC Trem's hunky sex love muffin Staff member Moderator

    a matter of opinion. imo FDtD2 was better because it was meant to be silly. in D2k they were trying to be serious and failing miserably oO
     
  12. Will

    Will /bin/su Staff member Moderator

    The scene outside the bank brought the whole film into disrepute. Nothing could recover it after that.
     
  13. Will

    Will /bin/su Staff member Moderator

    And the plastic bat at the start. Oh god, that was terrible.
     
  14. Munkey

    Munkey Can't get enough of FH

    I loved House of the Dead, caught it on the Movie Channel over here the other day and for an hour and half all me and my mates did was laugh till we cried. They should've made it a comedy
     
  15. Deacan

    Deacan Fledgling Freddie

    Don't get me started on Uwe Boll.
     
  16. Uriel

    Uriel Fledgling Freddie

    Ahhh the curse of Uwe continues... Surely an Ed Wood style movie based on his adventures in barrel scraping is on the cards soon. :D
     
  17. Ch3tan

    Ch3tan I aer teh win!!

    I liked from dusk dill dawn 2 as well. comedy gold
     
  18. Danya

    Danya Fledgling Freddie

    Some of the comments on there are priceless. :)
     
  19. Uncle Sick

    Uncle Sick One of Freddy's beloved

    It's got Leelee Sobieski in it... what do you guys want?? :p
     
  20. Danya

    Danya Fledgling Freddie

    The moon, preferably on a stick!
     
  21. Uncle Sick

    Uncle Sick One of Freddy's beloved

    Done... and done!

    [​IMG]

    What next?
     
  22. Talyn

    Talyn Can't get enough of FH

    Just to be pedantic, Hunter is a Roleplaying game first, before the not-very-good game was released.

    The RPG is quite cool (although nowhere near the best White Wolf have ever done) but the games wasn't that good I thought.

    If the film turns out anything like 'Underworld' (which is basically a White Wolf setting) then it'll be a nice pleasant surprise...
     

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