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Zenith.UK

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Where the hell do you dig this sort of stuff up from?
I've never heard or seen of this clip before and yet I will happily slap you with approx 847mph!
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georgie

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I must be one of the few people here who actually thought Music and Lyrics wasn't too bad. It's Hugh Grant, you get exactly what it says on the tin. :)
 

Lamp

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Haley Bennett:
admit it
you'd plough her till your dick falls off

when she shakes her body from side to side like that

oh my
 

Raven

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I would give up two fingers on my left hand to tap that.
 

old.Tohtori

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She doesn't look half bad, but she can't pull off the britney style that good.

The singing, lyrics, etc, work as such a song, but the look of her is like...well..to the older folk...helen hunt trying to be sabrina :D
 

Lamp

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seeing at Britney is a complete basket case anyway...
 

kirennia

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I'd sooner go for her sister Claire although I'd be a lil scared of the dad...



...I'll get my coat. :(
 

Ch3tan

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I don't even know who that it, but I'm semi certain it's not of legal age. it will need to wait a few years before it may have the teedlecoxen.


Born 1988 teedles. Pffft, your age radar is failing.

And she was 18/19 when she made music and lyrics (which the clips are from).
 

TdC

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I've just discovered that the above Bennet is in fact 22, yet has the body of a 14yo child. I hereby make official my suspicions of US companies using genetically modified girls to sell product to the burgeoning teen market! hahah! what say you now, scientists!!! :eek:
 

TdC

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Born 1988 teedles. Pffft, your age radar is failing.

And she was 18/19 when she made music and lyrics (which the clips are from).

I prefer to say that my stay out of jail radar is too acute. better safe than sorry!

also I refer you to my post above!
 

Ch3tan

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She has the body of a 20 year old fit girl. I think you just officially got old.
 

TdC

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20yo's around these parts have boobs. so, I am afraid she fails, and so, by extension do you :p
 

Ch3tan

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So now not only are you discriminating against age, but also against boob size?

The fail is yours, and no one else's.
 

TdC

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yes, I certainly discriminate by age, unless you're trying to tell me you're in to minors in a big (or in your case small) way? I also discriminate by boob size, absolutely. While I value most ladies, the ones who are packing in the boob dept are certainly more valued :)
 

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Plenty of younger fitter birds to look at on Jailbait.com just don't get caught or your missus while have your knackers off! :p
 

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