Film just saw...

[Ctuchik]

Alien versus Predator 2....

and the only thing that even comes close to what i felt throughout the entire movie is.......

 

[Shagrat]

the scene in the hospital is a bit grim

 

[megadave]

love when that girl gets hit by the boomerang style blade

 

[Zede]

love when that girl gets hit by the boomerang style blade

pure comedy, though not sure that was the intention !

 

[old.Tohtori]

(>.< ) ...oh for f....

 

[Helme]

Bad action movies taking itself seriously are pro

What is better however is the genre they spawn, action movies who know they are bad and makes it a big joke(ie. Crank & Shoot em' Up).

 

[Jarahl]

Swimsuit scene is good, and I laughed so hard when she got hit by that blade, not a lot of people understood that in the cinema

 

[Ezteq]

i saw the trailer and that made me feel ill tbh. not sure i like the way modern horror films are gong imo its not about grossing you out and making you hide behind your hands with your fingers open a little, these days it just seems the aim is to traumatise the viewer (28 weeks later left me feeling sick and empty...though emotonally, not because i'd actually been sick).

and imo the alien/predator movies were action not horror, they seem to have lost the action and just gone for all out horror now.

 

[Helme]

The original Aliens movie were very little action and very much dramatic horror buildup. Predator on the other hand... yeah that was action just like the new AvP movies, theres so very little that is scary in them, this coming from the guy who hasn't watched 28 days/weeks later because I really don't like horror movies

 

[Ezteq]

now 28 days later has horror elements but it is actually a bloody fantastic story about humanity, there are some beautiful scenes in it and i recommend it to everyone even if you dont like horrors because i dont think it really is a horror. the characters are deep and you get to know then and the script is great, its just flipping excellant.

28 weeks later is a disgusting attempt to cash in with CGI and buckets of guts everywhere, the characters are 2 dimentional and the plot is like something from an 80s arcade video game.

never put the 2 movies together they are worlds apart!!!


*smites 28 weeks later*

 

[Raven]

You really should see 28 days later, I wouldn't really call it a horror film in the shock factor sense of the word. One of the best films ever made. Can't say I liked 28 weeks later though it was a bit to Americanised.

 

[Helme]

The thing I don't like with horror movies is the 3 hour buildup, im pretty much the same to most thrillers, my favourite genre is probably comedy, or bad movies trying so hard to be good.

Takes alot to get me grossed out/even jumpy - maybe because I can't really immerse myself properly in a movie(I'm in 9/10 cases doing something else at the same time, unless its a spectular movie).

 

[Laddey]

Bad action movies taking itself seriously are pro

What is better however is the genre they spawn, action movies who know they are bad and makes it a big joke(ie. Crank & Shoot em' Up).

Spoiler

Cranks a good film, fast paced action all through it but its just fucking plain daft.

Spoiler

Shoot em' up is so far fetched its unreal, he gets shot like 9000000000000000000000000000000000 times and not one hits!

AVP2 was a pile of shite

 

[Lollie]

why directors insist on having a human element in any avp film is beyond me, people just want to see the alien and predator slug it out, f*ck the humans imo

 

[Lamp]

why directors insist on having a human element in any avp film is beyond me, people just want to see the alien and predator slug it out, f*ck the humans imo

Yeah

 

[Helme]

Spoiler

Cranks a good film, fast paced action all through it but its just fucking plain daft.

Spoiler

Shoot em' up is so far fetched its unreal, he gets shot like 9000000000000000000000000000000000 times and not one hits!

AVP2 was a pile of shite

The point of both Crank & Shoot em' up is that they are totally unbelievable. They are basically taking the piss out of movies like Die Hard who are so over the top its silly, but still think they are 'serious'.

 

[Lamp]

Die Hard was a cracking movie

 

[Ezteq]

yeah leave off die hard or ill have to put on me vest and kick your arse with some duct tape and a computer chair!

shoot em up was bleedin brilliant tbh more fun films like that pls!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Spoiler

Well it was better then the first one in my opinion, more towards old predator films, with a bit of Aliens 2 in it.

Just perfect action flic really, with not too much "to think about" and enough of "f*ck pc, we kill every f*cker!"

In it's genre, 4/5.

 

[Helme]

yeah leave off die hard or ill have to put on me vest and kick your arse with some duct tape and a computer chair!

shoot em up was bleedin brilliant tbh more fun films like that pls!

Have nothing against Die Hard, but even then they are perfect to take the piss out of. Especially nr4, killing a helicopter with a car? seriously, not even the low budget super hero flicks attempts that.

 

[Ezteq]

its great fun, thats what i love about movies like that you take yur brain out and leave it by the door. theres nothing to upset you or make you think about what a terrible state the world is in atm, nothing to make you think of any thing! just guns a-blazin and people swearing a lot and calling bullet wounds "just a scratch"


if they were realistic then as soon as the hero stubbed his toe that'd be the first 30 mins of the film waisted while he cursed and cried and spent most of the time looking for a plaster going "owowowowow owie ow ow!"

reality is ok in small doses but if theres another option then i'll take that to go pls.

 

[Lamp]

The Die Hards do get sillier as the series progresses, like Lethal Weapon. But what else ya gonna do ? You got to take advantage of as much FX and cookie cutter action scenes as possible to draw in the action freaks.

If you're so anti-Die Hard, what would you prefer to see ? This ?:

Scene 1. Mclean is at his desk filing reports.
Scene 2. Mclean makes a cup of coffee
Scene 3. Mclean buys his lunch
Scene 4. Mclean files form 5783-A
Scene 5. Mclean files form 5783-B in duplicate ! Close up on the carbon copy for maximum action !

FASCINATING !

You want to watch safe no-fun movies, go and see some German art house film set in a deserted fishing village in eastern Vladivostok in the 17th century

 

[georgie]

Scene 1. Mclean is at his desk filing reports.
Scene 2. Mclean makes a cup of coffee
Scene 3. Mclean buys his lunch
Scene 4. Mclean files form 5783-A
Scene 5. Mclean files form 5783-B in duplicate ! Close up on the carbon copy for maximum action !

Don McLean?

 

[Lamp]

No. Don always hated filing paperwork

 

[Bahumat]

No. Don always hated filing paperwork

[attempting to fill in his tax return form]
Bernard: "What is your mother's maiden name?" What's her first name? I just knew her as "Ma"! That'll have to do.
[writing on the form]
Bernard: 'Ma. Possibly deceased'.

 

[Huntingtons]

lamp needs glasses...