Just had to post this

[Maliz-]

Just wanted to share a funny episode that happened to me yesterday while assaulting Amerish/Verica.

I happily ran from the tower to the base, just stopped to enjoy some pretty flowers by a tree. Birds and bullets was humming in the air, a very nice summer morning indeed.
Then suddently, out of nowhere a bullet struck me, and I felt pain.
I quickly jumped to cower, and healed my wounds. When I had another peek around the tree to see who my enemy was, I was promptly hit again. Repeating this a few times, the skilled sniper finaly got me.

I noticed it was a fellow named Efour that was my murderer. After a short conversation we finaly agreed that he should prepare to die to my hands. So I geared up, and did not stop for any flowers this time. I brought with me a HUGE gun mainly used to take out tanks and other though targets. You can say I like big guns. Anyway, heading towards the base, scouting for my enemy, I suddently get struck by a bullet! AAHH! that damn sniper again.
Now a litle game of cat and mouse started. Then I got a tell:

"I can smell your fear"

I thought that if he could do that, he must be close. A quick peek around the tree I was seekeing cower behind confirmed that.

I punshed a set of coordinates into my Command Uplink, and replyed:
.
"Smell this", and fired of a orbitalstrike on his location.

I probably should add that this Efour managed to kill me many times after this. Guess I should only get online and play every 3 hours

 

[[PS]Venom]

ROFL!

With orbital strike, how does it work precisely? I'm nearly CR4 and don't want to look like a newbie when I use it first time

 

[Maliz-]

When selecting OS from the menu, you get a map of the area around you. You cant use zoom on this, so its a bit hard to get it just where you want it. When you exit the menu, you can either fire off the OS by clicking you fire button, or cancel it by holstering the CU.

After you have fired off the OS, you have to wait 3 hours before you can use it again.

 

[mid_Efour]

lol that was brilliant

absolute panic as i heard the sound of the big bad gun in the sky firing.

ehehe brings a smile to my face even now.

 

[Faeldawn]

I killed Efour on Amerish that night, not with any class tho

**Berates the strafing sniper**

 

[Esoteric]

lol thats funny .

 

[Big-G-]

I should think before I type.

 

[Turamber]

Any chance someone could give Big G the Big E?

It beats me that anyone, of whatever age, can find comments like that humourous. Grow up.

 

[mid_Efour]

lol sorry i found it humours


but im a kid at heart

 

[Big-G-]

lol ho wmany daoc threads do u want me to show u of e4 doin the same to my replies/threads? ;p

just personal fun jeez ^^

 

[mid_Efour]

do i know you big G ??
stop harasing me please.

 

[Big-G-]

u knew my name last night big boy
where did u leave my lube btw?

 

[mid_Efour]

at the chess club

 

[Jonaldo]

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[mid_Efour]

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[Jonaldo]

v v v

 

[mid_Efour]

i got 1000+ gp and im bored what shall i dooooooooooooo need a bird, but then i cant play computer games hmmpf

 

[Big-G-]

u dont like women anyway?

 

[Maliz-]

hey. I kinda had a nice thread here... go spam somewhere else..

 

[mid_Efour]

we will always have paris in spring

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Mommie, look! The retards are back.

 

[Will]

Topic...where is the topic?


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