just had a huge poo...

[Ormorof]

and feel the need to tell people, and ask a question...

ive flushed five times and the bastard still wont go down! how do you flush a floater properly!

 

[aika]

pics or it didnt happen

 

[CorNokZ]

I had a pitch black poo today and I haven't had Guiness for quite awhile.. Anyone got an idea why it was so black? :x

 

[Sharma]

If the bowel has a lot of iron-rich material in it, the faeces tend to be dark brown or black. This can happen if you are taking iron tablets, or have eaten a lot of red meat or black pudding. It can also happen if the upper part of your intestine is losing blood -this blood is digested further down the intestines in the same way as food. Such bleeding can be due to an ulcer, irritation of the stomach from taking drugs like aspirin and ibuprofen, or tumours. If a lot of blood is being lost into the intestines, the faeces become black and sticky, like tar. These symptoms should be reported to your doctor urgently so that you can be treated before the blood loss becomes too severe. The reason for the bleeding can also be investigated.

Problem page - Strange faeces

o_o

 

[Solo]

why not record the affair on a friends answer machine.

 

[Sharma]

why not record the affair on a friends answer machine.

FUCKING LOL

I'm doing that methinks.

 

[Olgaline]

keep flushing, maybe try wieght it down with some more tp ?

 

[Glacier]

Eat it, hope it goes better the second time around.

 

[Solo]

FUCKING LOL

I'm doing that methinks.

Its hilarious, just whack it on loudspeaker.

Helps if your both on orange as can send it via your answer machine instead of hoping they dont pick up!

 

[crispy]

Im gonna take a huge dump right about.... NOW

 

[Overdriven]

People really want to tell us this? Okay..

 

[tris-]

ive missed my routine morning shit for some reason. still have 6 meals from yesterday and 3 from today to shit out.

im not looking forward to it

 

[Ormorof]

yeah that was my problem, didnt poop all yesterday, then today it all came out, took 8 flushes and some extra loo roll to get it all down

 

[tris-]

not long after posting i managed to plop a bit out, not all of it though. sadly the rest is firmly stuck in :/

 

[Laddey]

ive missed my routine morning shit for some reason. still have 6 meals from yesterday and 3 from today to shit out.

im not looking forward to it

I recently got over constapation...For two whole motherfucking weeks.

The doctor gave me an enema. My pride has died now. How embarassing !

 

[preacherboy]

and feel the need to tell people, and ask a question...

ive flushed five times and the bastard still wont go down! how do you flush a floater properly!

You can't flush Gamah that turd is just far to big

 

[Lamp]

You need to break the turd's back with a stick, cover with a few layers of toilet paper, then flush. Try that.

If it doesn't work, I'm afaid you're going to have to pick the turd out of the toilet and throw it out the bathroom window.

If you don't have a bathroom window, and you don't want to throw it in a dustbin, you'll have to eat it. Hopefully it will then break down inside your stomach and will come out like pebbledashing.

 

[tris-]

I recently got over constapation...For two whole motherfucking weeks.

The doctor gave me an enema. My pride has died now. How embarassing !

i hope it doesnt go that far. since the little bit that came out i still havent shit, and ive eaten about 8 meals since. my room currently smells like a sewage works from all the farting.

just dropped 2 laxatives. if you dont see me tomorrow its cos ive shit the bed

 

[Overdriven]

I've just thrown up (one end), had cornflakes, then it instantly came out the other end 10 minutes, both sides empty. Bodyflush for the loss.

Only way to make it complete would be to masturbate, cry and have a nosebleed

 

[Glacier]

Only way to make it complete would be to masturbate, cry and have a nosebleed

I would pay to see you do all of those at once, seriousley :O

 

[old.Tohtori]

Actually, some(other!) men cry after they cum and some men experience nosebleeds due to the pressure/bloodflow thingy.

So, weeping while snorting bloodclots after taking a trip down wanky lane ain't that unheard of

 

[Ezteq]

batter it in to submission with the bog brush while crying things like "Have at thee fiend" and "Fie take that you cad, you shall not triumph over me, i shall defeat you and all you stand for!!"


tbh if i need a poo i just drink some coffee whoa man does that stuff go through me or what!

 

[GRN]

So, weeping while snorting bloodclots after taking a trip down wanky lane ain't that unheard of

That sentence somehow disturbs me deeply.

Yours,
GRN

 

[Mey]

So like i've been eating shed loads of red meat and a birthday cake which had black icying on it, my poo is now black..

Any idea how to get it back to normal?

 

[Ezteq]

lol itll go back to nomal when all the stuff thats making it black has been shat out.

 

[Mey]

God damnit! can't i like eat something that'll make it go quicker?

 

[Himse]

probs a blocked U-Bend pipe, if it really just doesnt go down..

dunnoes



question, why are we talking about shit? ;o

 

[old.Tohtori]

question, why are we talking about shit? ;o

Well it's (not) the first thread that actually is full of people talking sh*t instead of pretending not to

Mey, colored poo is nothing to worry about. Especially since you've eaten that stuff. It's just telling you "Hey mah body know how to make bad thing go poopie!", i'd be worrited if you ate a lot of red meat and pooped healthy brown

 

[Kronic]

get a ten litre bucket, fill to to the top then pour down the bog as quickly as possible, always works for me

 

[tris-]

God damnit! can't i like eat something that'll make it go quicker?

laxatives before bed. worked for me this morning. i could actually see my stomach flattening down as i shit out 2 days worth of food!