Just had a car crash

Vladamir

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Just had a bloody car crash. Hit a car right up the arse. The guy got out and was a dwarf! He Said 'I'M NOT HAPPY!" I said: 'WELL WHICH ARE YOU THEN!"

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Nate

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Did you get right up there? Must of been tight as he sounds like a small fella! Now I can go to your picture and use mspaint to physically see the act! I'm that good at paint you know. I'm like Isaac Mendez's computer skeelz brother
 

Ctuchik

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Just had a bloody car crash. Hit a car right up the arse. The guy got out and was a dwarf! He Said 'I'M NOT HAPPY!" I said: 'WELL WHICH ARE YOU THEN!"

:m00:

tough luck mate, ur probably gonna get all the blame for that :/

rear ending someone isnt the best of ideas :(
 

Nate

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tough luck mate, ur probably gonna get all the blame for that :/

rear ending someone isnt the best of ideas :(

This might be some of the best sarcasm ever, or you didn't get it ;o
 

Kagato

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Got that joke sent to my mobile yesterday.

It wasn't funny then either.
 

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Joke was about as funny as seeing a 4 year old being thrown through a car windscreen at 40 mph becuase some laughing **** forgot to buckle her in
 

old.Tohtori

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you don't even have to speak english to get that

Yeah, well, someone has to explain it to us "slower" peeps.

dwarf mean happy these days? Or adwarf?

Seems this joke goes in the "if you have to explain it, it ain't working" pile.
 

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Yeah, well, someone has to explain it to us "slower" peeps.

dwarf mean happy these days? Or adwarf?

Seems this joke goes in the "if you have to explain it, it ain't working" pile.

How about a clue..... Snow white and the seven dwarfs!
 

old.Tohtori

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Oh so it's just a really really crap joke...gotcha.

Bad grammar in jokes for the preverbial lose by the way :p
 

leviathane

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it was crap what are you on about, the lack of ppl understanding it also shows how crap it was, So overall crap joke :)
 

gohan

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did you die vlad? was it horrific? was thier blood shooting out of every vien?
 

old.Tohtori

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Oh it's not particularly a "bad" joke, well it ain't that good, but it was told poorly.

If he said "Then which one are you then?!", it would've delivered better.

Atleast it's not a drunken man in a bar joke which noone gets :p
 

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lol i thought it was funny:p

but i guess you gotta have seen snow white atleast once! :>
 

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