Just chased a (possibly imaginary) mouse around the kitchen...

[Roalith]

And to alleviate my mother's concerns, I've promised to sneak downstairs at half past midnight wielding a 2 million candle power torch to scare the living bejeesus out of the little fecker - if it exists.

 

[cHodAX]

When I read the thread topic I thought you had been hitting the old LSD again Roal

 

[Pirkel]

Thank you for that vital bit of information.

I knew I was still awake for a reason ... but now I realise it was so I could read this post and rest assured that Roalith is taking care of the imaginary mouse.

You're my hero!

 

[Roalith]

Roalith Unhinged
Allowing the innocent bystander like Pirkel to rest in peace, knowing imaginary mice everywhere are cowering in their holes.

 

[Overdriven]

I have that feeling in college on thursdays, I just see pigeons fly above my head and into my class o_o (And I'm behind a window) - I look above then towards the door every time.

 

[Dukat]

Them pesky (possibly imaginary) mice!!1

Good to know you're on the case mr Roalith! let us know what you find! (imaginary or otherwise)

 

[Rediknight]

Dude, be careful it's not got a blade... it'll take a few seconds for your eyes to adjust and mice are slick with a shank... :shifty:

 

[Bahumat]

Put out a little dish with some coca cola in, Mice cant burp or fart so the gas builds up and their stomach's explode! dont worry the little BOOM does not leave a mess as it does not penetrate their skin.

Not sure why but they seem to love coca cola

 

[Jeriraa]

Put out a little dish with some coca cola in, Mice cant burp or fart so the gas builds up and their stomach's explode! dont worry the little BOOM does not leave a mess as it does not penetrate their skin.

Not sure why but they seem to love coca cola

Cruel bastard.

 

[Bahumat]

yeah cause you really want a rodent running about your house chewing through things while he probably says to his mates "yeah, these muppets let you roam free".

I dont go out my way to hurt animals etc, if i see a spider i put it in a cup and throw it back in the garden, mice however can be a real pain and its better to get rid of them any way possible.

 

[Roalith]

Well, last night's excursion turned up nothing. I did however stuff what I believe to be a mousehole hidden in the skirting board under the sink with shopping bags - will take a look when I get home from work to see if the fecker's tried to chew through them and choked

 

[evzy]

Phone ACME and get some gear from them, tell em you know Wile E Coyote and you should get a discount...