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Lamp

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LOL

"All women will dream of you"

"Monster cocks unleashed & sluts get gangbanged"

"Turn your dwarf into a giant"

"Sluts in the UK available for sex NOW"

"Get a rod of colossal measurements"
 

Deebs

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Forward the sluts one please :p
 

Binky the Bomb

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I get the same crap in my inbox every morning. Still, at least its spelled right now.

"Lesbian Sluts Horney For You." - Well, I do have that affect on women, so its nice to know.

"I Want You Badly." - Why Badly? Why not have me as a good little boy?

"You Make Me Horney." - You and every other woman on the planet, good luck.

Ad so on... its ego stroking if you know how.
 

Bahumat

FH is my second home
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I get the same crap in my inbox every morning. Still, at least its spelled right now.

"Lesbian Sluts Horney For You." - Well, I do have that affect on women, so its nice to know.

"I Want You Badly." - Why Badly? Why not have me as a good little boy?

"You Make Me Horney." - You and every other woman on the planet, good luck.

Ad so on... its ego stroking if you know how.


Ever noticed a majority of the spelling errors are on Horny? It's because you're cyber wanking off Horner's emails....and his bot!
 

Binky the Bomb

Fledgling Freddie
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Ever noticed a majority of the spelling errors are on Horny? It's because you're cyber wanking off Horner's emails....and his bot!

Its from the states, they have to have there own dictionary called "American English".
 

fettoken

I am a FH squatter
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I just get these strange spam letters... apparently i dont need viagra and xxxsluts. (whic some pron surfing would fix)



Hey,



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Hohe hoholulu



Over towards the country they call chili, though almost forgotten
it. I can hardly bear to look seen on the ground level adjoining
on the north in the course of the transfer of the estate,
has very kind of youand for myself, i'm so tired i'd put
matters in the hands of the police? Or would nightfall of
saturday you will have another casenote rifle cartridges,
several tins of hyposulphite now if you turn religion out,
you see, you are to modern europe, and civilisation would
be the of her they told no more than this, except that,
to what purpose do i clamber up every evening and bedding
had been pulled from the small bed. Andoh! The negro gave
vent to a yell, for the of evil, and from the tyranny of
heretics. May.
 

liloe

It's my birthday today!
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People who send spammails should be beaten in public for 1h minimum, then exposed to egg-throwing by putting them in the pillory. After staying there for 24h they should be released. The duration doubles each time they get caught spamming...

In the US you can get jail for spamming, finally something useful in that country.
 

Binky the Bomb

Fledgling Freddie
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Bring back the "Stockade", and smash everything they own in front of them before burning the lot!
 

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