Joke

[Bahumat]

Bob, Jim and Dave are all sat in the sauna. They go there every week.
Today Bob decides to tell them about his plan;
Bob: Guys, I've been thinking about the Guiness Book of Records
Jim: ...
Dave: err, what do you mean? Are you going to try and break a record?
Bob: Yeah, well I dunno if you've noticed but I'm 7 feet tall and my hands are like dinner trays. Surely I've got the biggest hands in the world?
Jim: Yeah, fair point.

*1 week goes by*

Bob: Guys I did it! I've got the biggest hands in the world!
Jim: Oh shit man well done!
Dave: Now that you mention it, I think I could break a record too!
Bob: Oh right, as what?
Dave: Well look at the size of my ears, they're HUGE!
Jim: Haha yeah they dont call you Big Ears for nothing!
Bob: Go for it mate, it's worth a shot!

*another week goes by*
Dave: Guess what guys, I've the biggest ears in the world!
Jim: Haha blimey!
Bob: Oh wow, 2 record holders who know each other, small world eh?
Jim: Now hold on a minute you two. Who's to say I couldn't get in there as well?
Bob: Well what record could you try and break?
Jim: Well I'm ashamed to say, but I've a very very tiny penis!
Dave: lollerskates!
Bob: Haha ok well go there and see if you can enter the record breaking ranks like us two!
Jim: alright I will.

*another week goes by*

Jim: Hi guys
Dave: Hi Jim, how'd it go?
Jim: Yeah pretty good thanks, but

Spoiler

who the fucks CorNokZ?

 

[CorNokZ]

But yeah, I lol'd

 

[Bahumat]

But yeah, I lol'd

Right, I'm off to bed. Night all

 

[Cerb]