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Gef

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A Bloke walks into a bric-a-brac shop and sees an ornamental brass rat, The sort of thing women of a certain age love to put on the mantelpiece. He thinks "that'll be perfect for his Mother's birthday", so he asks the shopkeeper how much it is. "£25 for the rat, £100 for the story", replies the man. "Forget the story" says the bloke, and so buys the rat for 25 quid.

He walks off down the road, but has not gone 30 yards when a rat comes up from the gutter and starts to follow him. Soon more arrive, and in a few minutes the whole street is a sea of rats, all following the bloke, who keeps walking until he comes to a cliff. He throws the brass rat over, and millions of rats follow, one after each other, plunging to certain death. The bloke them runs back to shop.....

"Amah", says the shop keeper, "you'll be back for the story" "Screw the story - do you have a brass Leeds Utd fan?"
 
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Belsameth

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asking how to reply seems to work.
or just a generic LOL to boost postcount, even tho it wasn't that funny :p
 
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old.job

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A virgin gets married to a guy who's supposed to rather well endowed.

She explains her fears to her new husband who tells her he knows how to get
round the situation which is to show it bit by bit.

His new wife lies in bed and sees three inches come round the door.
"Are you nervous yet?" says her husband.

"No, I'm OK." she replies.

Another six inches of comes around the door and he asks, "Are you still OK?"

"Yes" she replies.

A further foot comes around the door and she says, "I'm still not nervous."

"OK," her husband replies, "I'm just starting up the stairs."
 
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old.Gombur Glodson

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I was reffering to your location. Sure you shouldn't be on the exclibre server?
 
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Teh Krypt

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Originally posted by old.Gombur Glodson
I was reffering to your location. Sure you shouldn't be on the exclibre server?

Im defending a hibernian keep.

Anyway coming from a MMG camping alb , thats rich :p

:flame::flame:Let the flames begin!:flame::flame:
 
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old.Gombur Glodson

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Perhaps you should know how to spell the name of the keep correctly then, and you obviously know nothing about what I do ingame.
 
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Teh Krypt

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Originally posted by old.Gombur Glodson
Perhaps you should know how to spell the name of the keep correctly then, and you obviously know nothing about what I do ingame.

Where did I spell it wrong?

Ktnx.
 
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old.Gombur Glodson

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Teh Krypt
Brentford Resident

Registered: Jan 2003
Location: Dun Crauchen
 
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Teh Krypt

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Originally posted by old.Gombur Glodson
Teh Krypt
Brentford Resident

Registered: Jan 2003
Location: Dun Crauchen

h4x.
 
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Sharma

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Originally posted by old.job
A virgin gets married to a guy who's supposed to rather well endowed.

She explains her fears to her new husband who tells her he knows how to get
round the situation which is to show it bit by bit.

His new wife lies in bed and sees three inches come round the door.
"Are you nervous yet?" says her husband.

"No, I'm OK." she replies.

Another six inches of comes around the door and he asks, "Are you still OK?"

"Yes" she replies.

A further foot comes around the door and she says, "I'm still not nervous."

"OK," her husband replies, "I'm just starting up the stairs."

that made me laugh :)
 
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Belsameth

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*starts ripping the stuffing out of gomb34r*

TDC is suppost to be evil, not you.
so be nice!

:p
 
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Flimgoblin

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irritating one-line-boy and Gombear are far far more amusing than the jokes :)
 
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Delket

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Originally posted by Fingoniel
irritating one-line-boy and Gombear are far far more amusing than the jokes :)

Ooh ooh who? please tell!
 
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Belsameth

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Originally posted by Delket


Ooh ooh who? please tell!

I'm actually quite curious as well, as there are numerous one line spamming idiots around here..:p
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

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Originally posted by Soulcatcher


I'm actually quite curious as well, as there are numerous one line spamming idiots around here..:p

Originally posted by Cheeset0r!!1
:clap:

Quod erat demonstrandum... :eek:
 

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