Joke :D

[CorNokZ]

"Go fetch me a six pack woman!", the husband said with a certain pride to his voice and his wife went down and came back with six beers

"Go fetch me a six pack woman!", the husband said again the next day, but his wife had had with him and said angrily "Go get your own beer, you fucking pig!"

"If you don't go down and get me my beers you won't see me for three days!" the husband replied..

The first day the wife didn't see him
The second day the wife didn't see him either
The third day she started seeing a little again..

 

[Thadius]

Had to read it twice to get it.

I rate it 7/10 for effort!

 

[Overdriven]

It amused me.

 

[echome]

Haha didnt think you could be funny mate:wub:

 

[Mey]

haha brilliant

nothing like abit of wife beating on a friday..

 

[Laddey]

haha brilliant

nothing like abit of wife beating on a friday..

lol that was probably funnier than the joke!

 

[leviathane]

meh.....

 

[Bahumat]

I thought it was because he did a money shot in her eye and she took 3 days to find the sink...

 

[Wonk]

hehe, good one. I had to read it twice aswell

you must spread some love around before blablabalbla

 

[Olgaline]

One night a man barges into his bedroom and stands in front of his wife.

"This is the pig I screw when you claim you have a headache," he says.

The wife looks at him, half shocked and half confused, and replies, "That's a sheep under your arm."

"I wasn't talking to you."

 

[Congax]

must spread some rep around before giving it to Cornokz etc

you dog!

 

[CorNokZ]

Give bum loving then

 

[Azurus]

We got a King Charles spaniel pup a few weeks back, they are really nice dogs not too much work. Mine looks exactly like this.

YouTube - Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Puppy
[youtubevid]O2C3t58Tvo8[/youtubevid]

My mum tried to name it Lilly but me and my bros called it our own private name. She now responds exclusively to 'Shitrat'.

 

[Overdriven]

One night a man barges into his bedroom and stands in front of his wife.

"This is the pig I screw when you claim you have a headache," he says.

The wife looks at him, half shocked and half confused, and replies, "That's a sheep under your arm."

"I wasn't talking to you."

LOL

 

[Azurus]

lol posted in wrong thread such skills.

 

[Lamp]

**fetches jug of elephant cum**

 

[Overdriven]

**fetches jug of elephant cum**

Have fun getting it :S

 

[Lamp]

Have fun getting it :S

Its not that hard to get an elephant in the mood. Dinner. Candles. Slow dance. Then back to his place, dim the lights, etc. Once you start, the elephant wont want you to stop.