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*slight grin*
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*Kornholio*
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Warning - Non-PC Joke !!!
Q : Why do they put cotton wool on the top of a bottle of aspirin ??
A : To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers...
Q : Why do they put cotton wool on the top of a bottle of aspirin ??
A : To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers...
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L_Plates
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HeH
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Wij
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um :/
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*Kornholio*
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\: mu
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~YuckFou~
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A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left
her, hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses
bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and
set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways
in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her
and straighten her up.
Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt over
to her other side. The nurses rushed back and once more brought her back
upright. This went on all morning.
Later, the family arrived to see how the old woman was adjusting to her
new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you alright?"
"It's pretty nice," she replied. "Except they won't let me fart."
her, hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses
bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and
set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways
in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her
and straighten her up.
Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt over
to her other side. The nurses rushed back and once more brought her back
upright. This went on all morning.
Later, the family arrived to see how the old woman was adjusting to her
new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you alright?"
"It's pretty nice," she replied. "Except they won't let me fart."
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old.Rostam
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a bit too un pc there Korn!
I dont like aspirin jokes!
I dont like aspirin jokes!
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ok, no more aspirin joeks then, i promise
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xenon2000
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*bump*
Q. What's the difference between Gary Glitter and Acne?
A. Acne waits until you're 13 before it comes all over your face.
Q. What's the difference between Gary Glitter and Acne?
A. Acne waits until you're 13 before it comes all over your face.
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caLLous
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Ooooh, it's like that is it?
It's 6:15am, I haven't slept yet, I probably wouldn't post this if I was fully awake, it's not a nice joke at all, if I come back from my slumber and see that people are offended by it, I'll no doubt edit it out.
Q: What's white and bobs up and down in a child's cot?
A: A paedophile's arse.
It's 6:15am, I haven't slept yet, I probably wouldn't post this if I was fully awake, it's not a nice joke at all, if I come back from my slumber and see that people are offended by it, I'll no doubt edit it out.
Q: What's white and bobs up and down in a child's cot?
A: A paedophile's arse.
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dunno if this should b posted but hey
bloke goes into a pub, and the barmaid asks what he wants. 'I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your tits' he says.
'You dirty bastard' shouts the barmaid 'get out before I get my husband.'
The bloke apologises and promises not to repeat his gaffe. The Barmaid accepts this and asks him again what he wants.
'I want to pull your pants down, spread yoghurt between the cheeks of your arse and lick it all off' he says.
'You dirty filthy pervert. You're banned. Get out!!' she storms. Again, the bloke apologises and swears never ever to do it again.
'One more chance' says the barmaid. 'Now - what do you want?'
'I want to turn you upside down, tear your knickers off and fill your pussy with Guinness, and then drink every last drop from the hairy cup'
The barmaid is furious at this personal intrusion, and runs upstairs to fetch her husband, who's sitting quietly watching the telly.
'What's up love?' he asks
'There's a bloke in the bar who wants to put his head between my tits and lick the sweat off', she says.
'I'll kill him. Where is he?' storms the husband.
'Then he said he wanted to pour yoghurt down between my arse cheeks and lick it off' she screams.
'Right. He's dead' says the husband, reaching for a cricket bat.
'Then he said he wanted to turn me upside down, fill my fanny with Guinness and then drink it all' she cries.
The husband puts down his bat and returns to his armchair, and switches the telly back on.
'Aren't you going to do something about it?' she cries hysterically
'Look love. I'm not messing with someone who can drink 15 pints of Guinness...'
bloke goes into a pub, and the barmaid asks what he wants. 'I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your tits' he says.
'You dirty bastard' shouts the barmaid 'get out before I get my husband.'
The bloke apologises and promises not to repeat his gaffe. The Barmaid accepts this and asks him again what he wants.
'I want to pull your pants down, spread yoghurt between the cheeks of your arse and lick it all off' he says.
'You dirty filthy pervert. You're banned. Get out!!' she storms. Again, the bloke apologises and swears never ever to do it again.
'One more chance' says the barmaid. 'Now - what do you want?'
'I want to turn you upside down, tear your knickers off and fill your pussy with Guinness, and then drink every last drop from the hairy cup'
The barmaid is furious at this personal intrusion, and runs upstairs to fetch her husband, who's sitting quietly watching the telly.
'What's up love?' he asks
'There's a bloke in the bar who wants to put his head between my tits and lick the sweat off', she says.
'I'll kill him. Where is he?' storms the husband.
'Then he said he wanted to pour yoghurt down between my arse cheeks and lick it off' she screams.
'Right. He's dead' says the husband, reaching for a cricket bat.
'Then he said he wanted to turn me upside down, fill my fanny with Guinness and then drink it all' she cries.
The husband puts down his bat and returns to his armchair, and switches the telly back on.
'Aren't you going to do something about it?' she cries hysterically
'Look love. I'm not messing with someone who can drink 15 pints of Guinness...'
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Testin da Cable
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uh LOL
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Wij
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xenon2000
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hehehe